andrewt522

Dear Mr. The Raker,
Remember back in college when we found this movie? I remember Shawn Malayter's folks coming over when we were watching it. Or, were you there? I was so bombed I can't remember. I assume you were there because I can't imagine watching this alone. Anyway, I forgot what this movie was called...until today. For today is the day I rediscovered "Star Crash"! As such, I figure I would share the moment with the person I think originally suffered through this movie with.
Best,
Andrew T.

Smile! The weekend is here!

Back in the day, womans billiards wasn't the powerhouse sport it is today. Let's take a look at where it all began.

Here's a happy song. Well, it puts a smile on my face and it did this morning on the way into work. Enjoy!

Here's a little El-Train Line for your Halloween festivities. Enjoy!

Have fun tonight, y'all!

Looks like Popeye and Bluto are cock blockin' each other again. And on Halloween no less. I suspect Bluto has something sinister up his sleeve...

First, I'd like to go on record...this is one of the worst videos I have ever seen. This band takes themselves way too seriously. The characters they present could have made for a pretty fun video. Instead, you have goth girls running through the forest with zombies. There's a pumpkinhead in a tux that could have made a great host for a ghoulish party, but whatever. Also, watch the end of the video as the band looks around like they're trying to identify a fart. Bad stuff.

Don't be afraid...there's a cowbell here to keep evil spirits at bay! Oh, and thick mustaches.

It's time for Southern Girls! It's also time to kick off the weekend! Damn!

Oh, man! What is in that garden? What's with the chainsaw fight? Spooky, man, spooky!

Oh, we're so very close! I'm afraid I've neglected haunted houses! Time to fix that mistake!

Here's the trailer to the original Prom Night. I'm sure it's scary and all, but I have just one question...what school system can afford that disco set up?

This looks like the button soup of horror movies. Remember button soup? I had the Disney/Scrooge McDuck version as a kid. There was nothing to eat, so Scrooge threw a button into a pot of water and kept adding ingredients he found around the house. When he was done, he took out the button and they enjoyed the soup.

Having said all that, I can't speak to the quality of this particular soup. I seems to have a bit of everything, which usually amounts to nothing good. Have you seen it? Then let me kno

Truth be told, I don't think this is supposed to be all that scary. Or good, for that matter.

We are less than a week away from Halloween, y'all! Sixes equals Damien! Spooky!

Yes, that's Paulie with sores all over his face. Don't know where they came from, don't care. What I do care about is the carnie freak show that is "Carnival of Blood". Oh, and there's another bonus after this trailer. A second trailer about a curse of the Headless Horseman...but it doesn't seem to make much sense. I just like bonuses!

Time to turn that frown upside down!

Yes, that's Jamie Lee Curtis. I think she was glad that Trading Places came along, because it seems like she was in every horror movie from like '78 to '83. Here she is with a bunch of college kids on a train...gettin' killed.

On the 9th day of Halloween, some dip-shit convinced his friends that it would be fun to bring a dead body back to their weekend cottage. Why these guys are hanging out with hot chicks, I will never understand...unless those girls have low self esteem issues. Anyway, they bring the body back to the cottage, play with him for a while only to get theirs in the end. How do they get theirs? You need to watch the trailer to find out!