The Insomniac’s Movie Review: The Salton Sea
Crime movies set in L.A. tend to show the dark world that exists beneath
the sun-drenched paradise. In Chinatown, Jake Gittes opens up a can of worms by investigating an adulterous husband. In The Salton Sea, there is no illusory paradise; it is L.A. as the post-apocalypse city. Although this movie shares the same atmospheric Miles Davis-inspired trumpet music as Chinatown, as well as its lingering cigarette smoke, it’s nearly void of any redeeming characters or resolution.
The Salton Sea is the classic revenge story. In this regard it shares a similar story line with Quentin Taratino’s Kill Bill movies, but it lacks Taratino’s cartoonish quality and humor. Tom Van Allen (Val Kilmer) witnesses the murder of his wife by masked men at a desolate house near the Salton Sea. The couple were there to score drugs. The trauma remakes Kilmer into a full-time methamphetamine addict (referred to as “gak” by the characters) known as Danny Parker. But all of this is told as a back story.
The incomparable Vincent D’Onofrio is Pooh-Bear, a gak dealer who lost his nose as a result of his drug habit. In one of the most demented scenes on celluloid, we are introduced to Pooh-Bear as he and his friends re-enact the JFK assassination. They use three snipers, a remote-controlled car as the presidential limo, and pigeons as sit-ins for the presidential party. One bird wears a pink pillbox hat, à la Jackie Kennedy. After a blast of bullets, the car lands as a mess of blood and feathers at Kilmer’s feet. Nice to meet you, Pooh-Bear. I rank D’Onofrio’s Pooh-Bear as one of the creepiest bad guys in the movies, in the ranks of Willem Dafoe’s Bobby Peru in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart. The JFK assassination scene below:
In addition to being a meth addict, Kilmer’s Danny Parker is a police informant, who is tipped off that drug lords are out to get him. He attempts to flee L.A., and attempts to make one good deal prior to disappearing. This deal is set up wit...