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Maybe That Word Means Something Else To Sofia Vergara
I don’t know why Whoopi seems to be so shocked by what Sofia Vergara said. After all, it’s not like she said “rape-rape”, which as we all know is really bad…right Whoopi?

Posted in Celebrity News, Pop Culture, Television Tagged: Sofia Vergara, The View, Whoopi Goldberg
The Swell Season + Jason Segel = High Level Awesomenicity
Can “remember when I showed my penis in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’, there were no special effects” be the greatest lyric in music history? I believe so.

Posted in Celebrity News, Music, Pop Culture Tagged: Jason Segel, Marketa Irglova, The Swell Season
Jeff Bridges Looks To Hit All The Right Notes in “Crazy Heart”
There is a reason why I am notoriously adamant about getting to the movies on time. Sure, a good seat is nice and all, but I really want to be there for all the trailers. There have been movies that have ended and as I leave the theater, I’m thinking “that trailer for (fill in [...]
“Titans…Will…Clash” Made Me Throw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit
The first teaser trailer for the “Clash Of The Titans” remake hit the Internet machine today. It’s only a minute long but it packs in plenty of visual stimulus with accompanying power chords. I was completely digging the Sam Worthington-kicks ass vibe, the good looking CGI, heck, even the spoilerish Medusa reveal didn’t bother me. [...]
This Water Bottle Wanted More Smiths Tunes, Less Morrissey Tunes
What is wrong with people? Live shows have become such a bummer due to the ignorant jackasses that seem intent on ruining your night. For example, I saw Iron & Wine open for The Swell Season a few months back. Iron & Wine played an all acoustic set and these three mid-20s morons were yapping [...]
Pearl Jam Went As Devo For Halloween
This has also helped cheer me up after a Phillies loss.

Posted in Music, Pop Culture Tagged: Devo, Pearl Jam, Philadelphia, Whip It
Reason #1.4 Million Why Christopher Walken Is Greatness
There aren’t many things in the world that can make me feel better after the Phillies loss last night. I’ve tried listening to Allison Krauss, Zooey Deschanel, nothing is working.
This did the trick. Thank you Mr. Walken.

Posted in Celebrity News, Pop Culture Tagged: Christopher Walken, Lady Gaga, Poker Face [...]
ABC Airs First “Lost” Promo…With Nothing In It
ABC aired the first official “Lost” promo during “FlashForward” last night. I didn’t see it as I was watching the Yankees beat my Phillies, thus sending me spiraling into a depressive funk.
The promo doesn’t have one second of new footage in it, which doesn’t help me out of my almost comatose behavior this morning. [...]
In An Effort To Get Hip, Peter Gabriel To Make Album Of Indie Covers
In an effort to become the first classic indie rocker, Peter Gabriel will record and release an album full of covers in 2010. It’s called “Scratch My Back” and it will allegedly feature songs by noted indie rockers Bon Iver, Magnetic Fields, Radiohead, and the Arcade Fire.
I’m mildly interested in hearing Gabriel’s version of [...]
Jack Bauer Is Back For Day Eight Of “24″
It’s hard to believe it but Fox has managed to put together eight years of “24″. Since I’m a Day One Fan of the show, I’ve seen the highs (seasons two and four) and lows (season six, ugh…). This year doesn’t look much different from the others. Jack yells, runs, shoots, and, of course, tortures [...]
It’s A Matt Damony Wednesday!
Matt Damon apparently is in every movie this winter. Instead of fighting racism with rugby (cheap reduction), Damon is hooked back up with his Jason Bourne director Paul Greengrass in the very actiony looking “Green Zone”. The Green Zone is the area in Baghdad that is known as The International Zone and this film is [...]
Clint Officially Has Another Winner On His Hands
There are certain undeniable truths in life. I’m beginning to believe that one of those is an amazing Clint Eastwood-directed movie every December. The first trailer for “Invictus” doesn’t change my mind. If you want to talk Oscar worthy, then look no further than this one.

Posted in Movies, Trailers Tagged: Clint Eastwood, Invictus, Matt [...]
Did Amelia Earhart Sound Like A 1920s Movie Villain And/Or Reporter?
It sures sounds like this “Amelia” flick is a complete wreck of a movie. All the early big critic reviews are fairly brutal, which means that nothing good is really hitting theaters this weekend, unless you are a complete and total freak that’s into the “Saw” movies. If that’s the case, get off my blog [...]
It Starts Here: Galifianakis For Best Supporting Actor
A friend of mine quoted Alan’s wolfpack speech from “The Hangover” this morning on his Facebook page (dork) and it got me thinking…why not Zach Galifianakis for Best Supporting Actor? If Robert Downey Jr. can get nominated for “Tropic Thunder”, they can throw a bone to the best comedic performance of 2009 right?
For some reason, [...]
L.A. Dodgers? Does That Stand For “Lose Again”?
A) I don’t usually get personal here.
B) Even though I love sports and I’m consumed by them on a daily basis, I don’t write about them here.
C) The greatness of the Philadelphia Phillies cannot be ignored. I’ve been a Philly sports fan my entire life and it’s still tough to believe that it’s no fluke…one [...]
Six Minutes Of Entrances By Cosmo Kramer
Since I was busy watching the Phillies crush the Dodgers hopes and dreams in an 11-0 rout last night, I haven’t seen the new “Curb Your Enthusiasm” or “Bored To Death”. The amount of neurosis in those two shows combined would topple even the strongest of healthy personalities. From what I’ve read, the “Seinfeld” cast [...]
Mel Goes Vigilante Cop In “Heart Of Darkness”
Say what you will or about Mel Gibson but no matter what, the guy can flat out carry a movie. The first trailer for Mel’s first starring role in seven years seems like it may have been worth the wait. Sure, it looks like a typical Boston cop thriller…but there’s something about watching Mel Gibson [...]
Captain Lou Albano Passes Away Due To Cyndi Lauper Ear Poisoning
Yes, the headline is extremely poor taste and yes, I am ashamed. I could delete it right now and just say “R.I.P. Captain Lou”, but that’s just boring when I could mock Cyndi Lauper and report Captain’s Lou’s death all at the same time.
One of wrestling’s legendary people, Captain Lou Albano, passed away today [...]
“Doctor Parnassus” Looks Like Another Visual Freakout From Terry Gilliam
There really isn’t any doubt that Terry Gilliam is one of the best visual directors working today. Every single one of his movies can always be described as “looking like a Terry Gilliam movie”. On a side note…why the hell isn’t “Time Bandits” on BluRay?
It looks like “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” has all the [...]
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