Cocaine't 4 kidZ

Homeboys and homegirls, you know what time it is...Yep you guessed it, time to fix your eyes pon this weeks scantily clad girl of the week.

This weeks Hotty is from Argentina and comes in the heavenly form of Keyra Augustina... I doubt I need to comment on how smoking this girl is, but DAMMMMN she got a fatty, i think i would like to somehow seperate her booty from her and get engaged to it (not

We love us a good movie round here, and not just the titties and ass kind. I'm talkin comedy, out and out comedy in the form of frat pack movies. While watching I have come across what I would say, in my humble opinion, is the best wedding singer ever...Dan finnerty and The Dan Band

Check these videos and I'm sure it'll have you asking "Who the fuck do I gotta stab to get dis dude to sing at my

Right…so if you’re a fiend for technology and all things sci-fi, check out this video. It’s of a demonstration of a creation by an inventor from India called Pranav Mistry. This shit will literally blow the brains out of MAC and Microsoft and potentially force them into bankruptcy. This video is neither funny nor sexual in anyway…I know, your thinking what’s wrong with you Joey, but sometimes I

Anyone who has had the pleasure of chilling me, knows that I am not of fan of celebrities and furthermore tend to hate people who feel the need to fill their heads with useless trivia about people who have no idea that they exist, but pussyclart rants aside, I do appreciate the curves and tittays of some of the “beautiful people” and lesser known mini celebs…

Presenting the hotty of the week…

My homegirl Olive told me bout this movie couple weeks ago...
So last night I went to watch a Special screening of Paranormal Activity at da Mafair Hotel with the lovely Jets, who got us tickets.. I Think it comes out properly in cinemas like in 2weeks time or sumfin... dunno..
Theres a big buzz around this film Its meant to be da scariest film this year!!


Obviously ..me being a hard muvafucker

So da BET awards was last night... probably gonna come on U.K t.v 2night or 2moro...I don't really care, but what I do care about is that the only reason I'l watch it is for the 2009 Ciphers!! If you watched last years ciphers you'l remember how Q-TIP, K'naan and JadaKiss ripped up dat shit!!

I was abit dissapointed with my nicca Wale's freestyle in this years cipher #2 but da ol-G KRS-one

IT's COLD!!... da clocks have now gone backwards with the consequence of it getting darker much earlier. ;-(.. not fun at all now that summer has officially retired for another six months...
Well I had a fun filled, poontang infested summer... also went to CUBA which I must say was 'frickin awesome dude'...

Ok its time to reminisce.. this is a taster of what I got up to out there...


Cheesy

Ain't got much to say, my mind has hit somewhat of a mental block recently...I am however, here to point you in the direction of where you a**holes should be saturday night coming

When myself, offthewALL, BBHollogramz and the lovely ladies embarked on the PECKNARRRRM Warehouse Party journey, I stumbled into a room which had a hole on the floor so I peeeed, I peeed like one had never peeeed

Ok... So I'm cheating a bit this week, as this isn't the full Mixtape download, however it's a preview of one of the sickest Mixtapes I've heard this year. The Artist ENEEKS, is another colleague of mine, AND YES, this is the third one, but I told you, I'm surrounded by amazing talent.  The real hip-hop lovers, I'm sure will be feeling this.

I don't endorse shit I don't like. And I'm Soulja Boy

The other day I was browsing youtube looking at some 'booty shake' vidz (Dnt Judge Me) on youtube...and as you kno.. by repeatedly clicking on 'related videos' you end up looking at something totally different half an hour later.
So I end up at H-old Skool Hiphop tracks...and got me thinking what happened to 'storytelling' rap tunes ay?Tunes with simple beats like ''boom cack....boom boom cack''

If you watch as many Youtube videos as I do, then you must have come across this guy. Mr Timothy De La Ghetto... Youtoob PHENOMENON! I swear he has over like Fifty Million hits!  Anyways one of his many video entries is suttin called Dear De La Ghetto, where people email him with very random questions... let me give you some examples...


Dear De La Ghetto... My best friends sister is SO banging,

Take it to the Next Level... Directed by Guy Ritchie. One of the best football ads ever. He summed up in 3mins 7 seconds the lifestyle I and every other self respecting lad, would have loved to have. Fame, fortune and Poooon! To bad I ended up here... in bed Blogging about some other F*ckers fame, fortune and and rassclart Poon. Such is life.  
Guy Ricthie + Nike + Football = The English

These two artist are really doing it for me right now (not in that way you dirty cunts). The keyoword that explains thier new videos is CHILL.....My homeboy Mr Hudson just keeps coming out with original shit.. eres da new vid of hes tune 'instant Messenger' from da album 'Straight no Chaser'.... very cool tune... just makes you wanna 'fly away' or smoke sum marijuana and think about them bitches

Ok. I'm chillin' with some chick that I used to link back in my uni days, we're just friends now, strictly. Her rules not mine... Anyways we're chillin' in some spot and these chciks wearing them leggings bop through the shit like they own the motherf*cker!  NO! I thought. These chicks wit these big off back offs (yatties wit da big batties, as I was once told) did not just walk trough the place

On Saturday as I was preparing for a night out with the man-dem, I kinda got distracted and started channel surfing (as you do).  I only got like 25 channels init 'cos I don't have sky or nuttin, which sped up my route to a great film, titled... Rocky II.



Now I love this film, but my story doesn't 'cos its bloody long, so fast forward say 30 minutes, and try visualise me physically going

Listen 2 me..... right NOW!!!This wonderrrrful lady is called MEDINA.....as u've most probably already gathered. She is a Danish artist from Denmark lool. That sounds stupid huh?? Danish artist from Denmark.... who cares!She originally made this song in Danish....in Denmark and it sent shockwaves through the country. It spent 7 weeks at No1 over there......pretty neat innit?? That means it was a SMASH!! If Tempa T was writing this, all you would see is SMASH SMASH SMASH on your screen.......and the occassional.....CLEAROUT!!But yeah......It was sooooo sick a major UK label called PARLOPHONE signed her and got her to do it again in english coz not all of us can understand Danish unless your name is Jasper Grankjaer or Klass Jun Huntelaar?? Whiles we been on our escapades, i've constantly tried to play this to the rest of the CoCaine'T4kidZ gang but they dont react.....its like when i play it they turn into zoombies and cant hear nothing....like this is not a SMASH!! But they're chi chi like dat......Anyway its big...I suggest listening to this Twice! One where you just watch the video...... (obviously), and one where you close ur eyes and imagine your somewhere far far away lol -------->> But boths times do it LOUD!! If this chooon dont possess you in some sorta way, i really dont know wots wrong with your eardrums.....or your brain....or your sense of good music..... P.s. i fink i fancy her now....Medina... come swoop me off my feet....PURRLEASE!!Banging Tune + Loud speakers + A Pretty Lady = iZE being inspired and flying off to mars to write love songs.....Signing Out........4Now......iZE......

...is... A classic line. Used by Kanye West in his track Good Morning,"I mean, damn, did you even see the test...You got D's mother fucker, D's, Rosie Perez" and also in the old school movie Do The Right Thing, directed by Spike Lee. Here's how you put it into a context. Bare racist. But hilarious.Twen'y Friggin batteries... corrr!Anyways its been like 20 years since this film was released, I studied it way back when, but I know some of you guys ain't seen it yet. But you gotta mannn. This is like one of the best films ever made. Serious. Watch it. If not for the vivid racisms and positive underlying messages (it was actually hard putting racist and positive in the same sentence), then at least for the comedy & popular culture references, so you know wtf is going on when peoples be talkin' around you. I'm not gonna talk about it anymore cos thats long and I'm not the IMDB or Wikipedia, so motherfucker yoou! LMAO. Here's one more clip from the film... and if you don't watch it after this, then "who the rassclart are ya?"$108 wit' tax... Spike Lee + Racist undertones + Rosie Perez = A controversial comedy... with Poooon.Jonboy (LDN)

People, i dont know about you but this rass cartoon....whoops, sorri 2 disrespect....this MANGA is the best animated thing to touch my tv screen. Look.... i dont careeee if urs is thundercats, paddington bear, barney, captain planet or poo bear......mine is DRAGONBALL Z!! POW!! POW!! KERRRPOW!! POW!!I miss this thing sooo much. I kno i wasnt the only excited school kid who after school used 2 run home ASAP....i mean ASAP to watch Dragonball Z on cartoon network. When i say ASAP....i mean my school finishing at 3.00pm and me trying 2 get home by 3.11pm considering i had to get 2 buses home sometimes.....impossible huh? i didnt think so..... I used to ditch playing after school football and linking chicks in the park behind the G.P. to watch dis shizzle!!N Eway, watch dis. I was one of the late kidz on this. When GOKU morphed into a SUPER SAIYAN 4 the 1st time!! OH MY DAYYYZZZZ!! When i first saw this i nearly.....or basically jizzed my pants.....even tho there was no poontang.................*looking up 2 the sky* ---- wouldnt change the past 4 anything...... This was me watching it 4 the first time.......Yea right........no way!!Please Note: It is recommended that you to watch the video from beginning to end to obtain the full jizzing effect!!Dragonball Z + Excited Peckham Boy + At Home Alone = A Messy Rassclat Room.......and death and destruction!! (i'll leave dat 2 ur imagination)Signing Out..........4NoW.........iZE.........

We are all aware of the film 'The Hangover'.... right? If you haven't seen it then I don't know where da fuck you've been and if u have seen it but did not find it funny or did not like it for any reason then..... you have no soul....Anyways.... you should remember da character 'Alan' played by the comedian Zach Galifianakis, in my opinion probably the funniest character in the film mate......Its this handsome old chap by da way...So even before I watched The Hangover I saw this HILARIOUS remake of Kanye West's 'Can't tell me nothing' that Zach Galifianakis did.... I swear this had me piss'n my pants for ages at da seriousness of the whole video.... Its propa old and I wudda posted it ages ago but guess what? I didn't have a blog back then so.. shut up and watch this visual..how he stay faithful inna room full'a hoes...?This guy is kinda fucked up and ... if you didnt find this hilerious then FAACK YOU!..haha "you cant tell me nothing!!"Zach Galifianakis + kanye West = "Yo Kanye. im really happy for you and imma let you finish, BUT Zach Galifianakis was in one of the funiest films of all time!!"offthewALL

Aite, so where I work, there's quite a few talented people (I am not one of them before you ask), you get people that do 3D modelling, motion graphics, video editing, sound engineering... add to that singers, rappers, producers, actors and one particular guy that just seems to do everything, but unfortunately, for him - not in my words - "He's a pikey!"Anyways I got this other mate/colleague 'n her name is Justina Bailey or JusB - JusB is her alias if your wondering? She's a graphic designer from North of the Thames (just a random fact) and her works, in my own words, "are Bloomin' off tha heeezy jeezy"! (that's not actually what I would say, but you get the bloody point...init?) I mean have a look for yo'self bitchassnesses!This is kinda what shee looks like. Kinda.This is probably her signature piece. Girl looks peng too. And that guyis Jizzin his pants as we type/read... i mean look @ his eye lmao.Is it me or do the clouds and sun look like faces?A live drawing she did for the DJ booth at her B'day.The Booth from Just on Vimeo.Another live drawing she did for a wall @ her B'day. Freestyle style.The Wall from Just on Vimeo.She's done work for Boxfresh and DV8 so be sure to check out her website... 'n look out for her style on a street near you.Justina Bailey + Poon = Cartoon poon... haha that rhymes... but you can't jizz to cartoon poon... uh uh. Not coool!Jonboy (LDN)