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Hey guys, grab your joysticks and head for the men’s room
If you’re running out of ways to have fun with your penis this game, which gives new meaning to joystick, is for you. You can play anywhere with a properly outfitted urinal and you’ll never be without your joystick/game controller. What about us women? Ahh, yet another reminder it’s a male dominated world.Collected in honjii's videos Nov 26, 2011 -
Have it your way…
is the Burger King slogan. When they failed to live up to it this woman decided to call the law. The following is her 911 call. Check out Humor Blogs.Collected in honjii's videos Sep 22, 2011 -
Don’t get your christian panties in a bunch
Check out Humor Blogs. Filed under: Atheism, god, humor, Religion Tagged: Christianity, funny videos, humor, panties, thongsCollected in honjii's videos Aug 9, 2011 -
I pledge allegiance to…whaaaat?
Related articles The New Pledge of Allegiance (stargazer12.wordpress.com) The Pledge of Allegiance, not under God (rantsandrage.wordpress.com) Why is the pledge of allegiance used in schools (wiki.answers.com) Filed under: corporate bullys, education, free speech, mind control, patriotism, political, prayer in schools, Religion, schools, social comment Tagged: brainwashing, flag, god, pedge of allegiance, United StatesCollected in honjii's videos May 29, 2011 -
Don’t tease me!
Check out Humor Blogs. Filed under: animals, humor Tagged: animal videos, animalsCollected in honjii's videos May 15, 2011 -
Immigrants for sale
From Robert Greenwald, Axel Caballero, Ofelia Yañez and Brave New Foundation’s Cuéntame team. From The Washington Spectator on Arizona Senator Russell Pearce: ALEC on the Border / Say it Ain’t So, Leo by Lou Dubose | 05/15/2011 ALEC On The Border—A quick trip to the courthouse has resulted in what was predicted by critics.Collected in honjii's videos May 12, 2011 -
The latest in outsourcing
Over the years we’ve seen many jobs, especially customer servicer and tech support, outsourced to India and more recently the Philippines as a way for large companies to increase their bottom lines using cheap labor. Not only are our citizens deprived of these jobs, we often find questionable to unacceptable working conditions of those working [...]Collected in honjii's videos May 11, 2011 -
What a wonderful world it would be
You know how you get an idea of something that would make a great invention, only to find out a day or two later someone beat you to it? I was busily writing this exact song parody (I swear) to go with practically the same images when a friend emailed this video. Damn, beat to [...]Collected in honjii's videos Apr 21, 2011 -
Mormons, don’t come a knockin’
Check out Humor Blogs. Filed under: Atheism, Beliefs, humor, Religion Tagged: Mormon Proselytizing, mormons, ProselytizingCollected in honjii's videos Apr 19, 2011 -
Cheap flights…or are they?
Check out Humor Blogs. Filed under: Consumer Issues, humor Tagged: airline travel, cheap flights, truth in advertisingCollected in honjii's videos Apr 6, 2011 -
Two pigeons, a grackle, and a Snickers bar
Pulling into a parking space at the grocery store the other day I noticed two pigeons enjoying the candy left in a Snickers wrapper some lazy obese litterer someone had thrown on the ground. Most people probably wouldn’t find this all that interesting, but I love watching the goings on of nature so much so [...]Collected in honjii's videos Apr 3, 2011 -
Human dominion over animals…I think not
Thanks to Planet Atheism. Animals that are better than you.Collected in honjii's videos Mar 24, 2011 -
If this doesn’t make you laugh…
Check out Humor Blogs. Filed under: Entertainment, humor Tagged: babies, laughing, laughterCollected in honjii's videos Mar 23, 2011 -
Now that’s lazy!
Everyone knows Americans are an obese lot, for the most part. If you are an obese couch potato, here are a few items to make your life even easier. Check out Humor Blogs.Collected in honjii's videos Mar 23, 2011 -
Repealing the Laws of Physics
Thanks to Political Irony. Filed under: global warming, government, oil, political, Republicans, sarcasm Tagged: Congressman Ed Markey, foreign oil, physics, polution, scienceCollected in honjii's videos Mar 17, 2011 -
Honjii’s helpful, healthy hints
If you’re a couch potato, or feel like you are just too old to exercise then this is for you. No more excuses; it couldn’t be easier, and if you don’t believe then watch the video at the end of these instructions to see the results of this amazing exercise program. Always consult your doctor [...]Collected in honjii's videos Feb 26, 2011 -
This is my rifle – this is my gun…
…one is for fighting, one is for fun. This military saying has taken on new meaning in Alabama where a sex shop ran a special Valentine’s Day promotion, offering to trade guns for sex toys. This is ironic since sex toys are illegal in Alabama, while guns are part of the culture. I can’t fathom [...]Collected in honjii's videos Feb 20, 2011 -
Here a Jesus, there a Jesus, everywhere a Jesus
Praise the lord those people didn’t accidentally eat the Cheeto Jesus (or you might have just watched a video about an orange turd that looked like Jesus). Daddy must have been watching over his only begotten son that day, though I’m wondering where good old dad was when they were covering little Jesus with that [...]Collected in honjii's videos Jan 3, 2011 -
Six to Eight Black Men
Here is a reading by one of my favorite authors, David Sedaris. It’s a three part video, and a bit lengthy but worth watching, it’s hilarious. I discovered it posted at How Not(!) to Be Mee Check out Humor Blogs.Collected in honjii's videos Dec 9, 2010 -
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honjii If you’re running out of ways to have fun with your penis this game, which gives new meaning to joystick, is for you. You can play anywhere with a properly outfitted urinal and you’ll never be without your joystick/game controller. What about us women? Ahh, yet another reminder it’s a male dominated world. Read More
Nov 26, 2011