Blue hand. Just keep thinking about the blue hand. And, I'll by offline until Tuesday (possibly) or Wednesday (more than likely). In the meantime, the clip widget thingy from ABC.com...
From The Onion, natch. Mother of the victim: "There's no harder thing than having Glenn Beck outlive your child." Question of the Day: Does Beck's audience know he's a Mormon?...
Well, this is what happened that day at No Good Television. Carrie and Shark (and a small crowd of very vocal fans, myself included ... though off-camera where I belong...
And, bonus, if you read my Mad Men post from today already the beginning of this will completely freak you out. Okay, maybe not, but it freaked me out that...
I agree. That's some great real estate ... and the stuff inside is worth some serious coin. Mouths fed, bodies clothed, roofs built ... it's a winner of an idea....
You probably saw the scene in the second episode of FlashForward where the guy who bore quite the resemblance to WWE star The Undertaker quotes anti-slavery activist and Archbishop of...
You know ... weiners. I mean, have you seen this thing called the Internet? It's full of 'em. And as long as I don't run across Larry King's weiner I'll...
The first time I saw Wanda Sykes was in a VH1 Stand Up Spotlight episode in the late 80s, long before VH1 found the winning formula for the skankiest dating...
That's Tim Gunn filling in for Aquaman, who's "off with his so-called Super Friends." That bitch! The clip's after the jump. Chris (not Dave) does look good, it must be...
Fresh off his appearance on Craig Ferguson's show where he was wearing really really tight pants without even being Kevin Jonas (see this link for explainers) Michael Sheen sits for...
Spanktravision is a word I stole from David Spade (I think), who knows a bit too much about spanking it. Oh c'mon, you were thinking the same thing. At least...
As you may remember, I broke up with The Office this season. Unlike many people who break up with others, I didn't see fit to continue to honor my commitment...
I'm not a huge fan of the show, but I did check in to see what Ed Westwick did with the gay character crushing hard on newly-minted Professor Moody the...
(I'm posting this because it's important for me to amass some gay points during the baseball post-season. I forget sometimes about "my people and our events" especially this year while...
He's gonna be a huge star. First time out and he's acting, reacting and working with the leads -- amazing! More of this guy please! Who is he? My research...
Hey, who's the new girl? She's really pretty, and she can really move. And Chris in pigtails? Just gives you something to hold onto when ... ... oops, that's for...
You gals and guys at TV.com, I'm disappointed. Really, really disappointed. Though some of your picks are completely on target (Scott Tenorman Must Die, Awesom-O, Casa Bonita) you have picked...
... acting! I'm of course reminded of the old Master Thespian sketches that Lovitz did on SNL. Can't find one to show you, though, because in their infinite (lack of)...
Either read below or watch the clip from last week's episode after the jump. I'm so frickin' sick and tired of husband-as-buffoon characters. Enter one Ty Burrell playing Phil Dunphy....
Joseph Bua, freelance writer, editor, print journalist. writes a weblog about television to offset the other really boring writing that he does for money.
He lives in Central Orange County, CA where the nearest TV network is unfortunately the Trinity Broadcast System, home of Jan Crouch and her eyeliner.
But he does drive by occasionally and give their mega-complex off the 405 Freeway the finger.
Mostly because they have their Christmas lights up all year, but also for the twisted ideology they foist on a nation quickly losing their powers of deductive reasoning.
And it makes him feel better.
His work has appeared in the pages of national general interest and sports magazines and has worked as a advertising copywriter and in primary research for a TV network.
Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!