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You'd think that this song was about Kendall... or maybe Mista Steve (after his 9th blueberry vodka and club soda), but NO...I swear it's about Dr. Larry (and his famous prank phone calls.) The good news is that the good doctor is back from his "conference" ...cough cough "cruise" and will be back in this week (Friday the 13th fittingly). We have a few appointments still remaining so if you're interested give us a shout.

"what did you learn today? I learned nothing.".... sounds like the story of my life. I don't know why they're the Kaiser Chiefs...why not the Kaiser Rolls? Hmm...Kaiser Rolls...is it lunch time yet...I want a sandwich...

Cue annoying cheesy DJ voice: "This goes out to all of our new customers making the trek in from suburbia..."
In recent weeks we've had new converts from: Pikesville, Towson, Hunt Valley, Severna Park, Bel Air, York PA, Columbia, White Marsh and Ellicott City amongst others... thanks for spreading the word... we hope to see more of you suburbanites in the near future...now that you're realizing what our long-time Baltimore City customers have known for the past 15 years...we're the best...really...if you do

Actually it's Memorial day and nothing is really playing at Paris West at the moment... but at some point this WILL be heard in the shop. It's very mellow...a good song to sit by the pool and relax with a beer to. Speaking of which...why am I sitting here talking to you people??? Happy Memorial Day.

For all the customers who call me Jason...or Jonathan...or Justin... or Julio...or the bald guy... or...well, you get the idea.

Hopefully this will stay up for more than a day this time.

Straight outta Mogadishu. Yes...the one in Somalia...yes that's in Africa...

If, like 2 1/2 year old Kendall, your knowledge of hip-hop begins and ends with Kanye West (whom she refers to as Johnny Cash...don't ask) then you need to expand your horizons... you can thank me later.

It's a new year and a time for change and resolutions. This video reminds me of our new resolution for 2009 to not purchase or sell any products manufactured in China. With these big "insurance" companies and monolithic chain stores forcing these inferior products down our throats we've decided that enough is enough. We've carried a small amount of these products in order to stay competitive in the years past but that stops now. So as of this month we have stopped any orders from companies who distribute th

Actually this is what we're trying to play here...if we can just get Kendall to stop making us listen to Kanye West over and over.(she calls him Johnny Cash... don't ask, I have no idea why).

Check out the cool shades, rumor has it that an unnamed shop in town stocks them...but that's just the word on the street. Check out their new album too.

First the "White Stripes", now the "Black Keys", these 2 man er...2 person bands (apologies to Meg White) have inspired Rudy and I to start our own. Calling ourselves the "Red States" it'll feature me on kazoo and Rudy on tambourine. Look for songs about BBQ, Nascar, and firearms. Or not.

I'm not sure who told these guys that dancing was a good idea. At least the glasses look good. Your results may vary.