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People who "ANNOY YOU" - Fuckin' Classic!

This beech fukked up casual Friday for urbody! Anyhoo, I'm feelin' this shyd rightchere like a jackoff on a rainy Sunday afternoon! I hope y'all found some mischievous activities to do this weekend to keep y'all busy. But before you run the highway patrol crazy, you know I can't letcha go without tappin' dat azz!

Whew! This was one crazy azz week mane!!! I mean, I feel like I just landed from the eye of a tornado for reel yo! I mad fun during the ride and I hope that you did too! What am I doing this weekend? Glad ya asked for I'm gonna be on the floor laughin' about the RefuKKKlikans almost throwing chairs at each other last night, and how they ambushed their own! I ain't nevah heard of this ish before! I tells ya what! If America didn't get it after last night, then America ain't nevah gonna get it, for s

I'm gone leeeeeeeeen!!!!

Watch how they step up their game when someone starts makin' it rain.

I used to have a lot of sympathy for midgets who are deformed, until I was jumped in an alley by them, robbed, rape, beaten, and left for dead.

I know y'all like, "Jhazzai, you gots to be lyin'???

YEPPP!

Seriously though, I did have a horrible experience trying to help a few that I have run across, and, well, lets just say, I'm not as sympathetic anymore!

In my 40+ years of this bytchazz journey called life, I have finally run into the dumbest mawfawka on this earth!

I know kids all ovah the world thank that this shyd is the bizness! Now I know what my lil' cuzzins be partayin' offa behind their bedroom doors! Sounded like sum shyd somebody would say when they in trouble for smokin' some whacky weed behind their uncle's toilet!

Don't we all wish we had friends like this? I do! Where were these beeches at when I was divorcing my ex?

And why does that sound like Monique asking 'em lil' black, crusty azz martians in bowrettes questions?

You know the 80's and 90's was the bizness with musical hits! I almost forgot about my boys the Force M.D.'s! WHEW, I was in LUVVVVVVVVVVVVV when this shyd hit the bricks! I was comin' and going with cubid wings on erday offa dys shyd! I wonder what they up to now for I'aint hurd nuthin' bout 'em. Where they at?