Karate Fists And Beans

More excessive theorizin' about this auteur piece later. But for now, breathe deeply the fumes of spectacle:

Will I see this? Abso-damn-lutely. Randy Couture? Jason Statham? Waterboarding? Mickey Rourke? Angel Batista from Dexter? Yes. Yes. Ehh. The hell? And fuckin Yes.

IMDB it. Don't click on the Dolph Lundgren link. You'll only black out and wake up a few hours later, with the taste of bull semen and vodka on your tongue.