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7 Things featured on her brand new album Breakout available in stores and on iTunes July 22, 2008. Get it now at http://www.mileycyrus.com

This is a parody of Miley Cryus' Song 7 Things about the things I do not like about cardboard! Hah... I had to do it!
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Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this.
Because my friends think that I'm weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can't hear.
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way.
Just how i left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don't fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You're fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute ;-)

It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard
she can't hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone! ;-)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.

Sub to Chris! Eh?
http://www.youtube.com/iamchrisc

Thanks to my BlogTvers who helped with the lyrics!

The Lyrcis

I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! ROCK!

"Put your toys away"
Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!

I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!