Nate the Dragon King

National Treasure+Pirates of the Caribean+The Mummy+a pinch of Alexander=Prince of Persia.
Wow, you can REALLY tell when a movie is from Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer can you not?
Every part of the sets, locations, etc., look pristine even the “dirty” places, the trailer attacks us with so much relentless action that has 0% real violence or even danger [...]

This is the movie that was going to be a vehicle for Tom Cruise and then rewritten for Angeline Jolie….. and we the public are the winners of this switch.  Gotta say though, I don’t blame Tom for dropping out if that was the case, I mean it does resembles his Minority Report a bit [...]

I don’t really get all excited about Dreamworks animated movies. For every 10 movies they put out, I like probably 3 or 4, and though this one could go either way, I’m more inclined to give it a chance because it features…….. Dragons!!  Ha! And you know I can’t resist.

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Fire ring! Motorcycles! Leather galore! Sexy dancers! Eyeshadow! Mascara! Dr. Frankenstein hairdos! Queen’s music! Butchering of lyrics! Freddy Mercury rolling in his grave! John & Edward will rock you!
If you thought for one second that a monday was going to go by without me posting the latest trainwreck tour de force performance by John & Edward (Double Scoop) [...]

I saw this last week also (apparently today is catching up day) and I thought it was pretty funny. Not LMAO funny but funny nonetheless.  Check it out:

And the saga of Double Scoop aka The Double Divas from Dublin and their attack on entertainment continues!  These two kids are killing me! Someone needs to give them their own show after X-Factor is over I tell ya.
How could they top their MC take on Robbie Williams and their shamelessly entertaining lizard take on porny [...]

After repeated viewings of the now super infamous rendition of Britney Spears’ “Oops! I Did It Again” in the hands of the UK’s X-Factor duo John & Edward aka Double Scoop, I had to search youtube for more awesomely bad yet supremely entertaining train-wrecks stunts by them.  It turns out that two weeks ago they performed Robbie Williams’ [...]

I usually wouldn’t give a donkey’s behind about this sort o attention-grabbing stunts.  I after all, have never, ever watched a single episode of American Idol or anything resembling its evil hold on couch drones across countries BUT this performance by X-Factor’s identical twins John and Edward, the “double divas from Dublin” as one of [...]

I know, I know, you don't have to say it: this New York obsession part honeymoon of mine is getting to the point that even I am gonna barf at how sickly and eye-rolling annoying is getting. It's all I can seem to talk about! It's even worse because I used to make fun of people like this!  But you don't understand, once you are here the city takes over you and you can't help but love everything about it. It is obsessive.

I still am gonna barf if I don't dial it down a bit though.

But before we get to that, I couldn't decided about which of these two songs to post.  Mind you, I was looking for a song that talked about how one's love for New York derives specifically from the cold fall/winter weather but apparently I'm the only person in the whole city who actually loves the cold.  Everybody else gives me dirty looks when I talk about how awesome it is outside right now; some bartender didn't even want to serve me my drink!  Fuck them, I love the freezing temperatures we are having right now and to think that it is only the beginning....... my heart gets all fuzzy and warm just thinking about it :)

Anyhow, enjoy Ryan Adam's folky, understated love letter and Madonna's electro-punk ode to the city of my cylon, metal-heart.

A friend of mine who is obsess with the evil of Disney World (I don't understand it!) show me one of this videos today, the one about Hitler going to Epcot, and told me there were many many more but he didn't bother because the Epcot one was the best.......even though he's never seen the others? Fool. (Yes Joe, I just called you a Fool).

The one about going to Disney is way funnier than the Epcot one.

I don't know who the person(s) who created the videos is/are but he/she/them is/are genius!  Oh and the best part is that all the videos used the same scene from "Downfall" (Der Untergang) a German-Austrian film about the last days of Hitler while in his bunker.

I'm posting here the Epcot and the Going To Disney videos for you to be the judge and get over to 7heRedx's channel to check all the other ones, there's tons of them.

Or should I say, especially in the military? I mean because of the hardship or confinement of the situation, they are basically force to find ways to amuse themselves and pass time right? Well, at least the British are, though I'm sure the Americans do too.  I know I would if was enrolled and living far away from my home or the comfort of the modern world.

These videos: the world's introduction to the latest military craze: "Air Bumming" are silly but freaking hilarious which is the whole point of it.

the first one via wOzza1031 youtube channel, the second and third via the actual airbumming youtube channel and the fourth one via the Ben23fleet youtube channel.

I saw the trailer for this wild romp of blaxploitation yesterday while watching "Bronson" and I just knew I had to share the trailer with y'all cuz this shit is funny!!

In celebration of the news that Damien Rice is finally putting out some follow up music to 2006's "9" album (about bloody fucking time!) I've decided to pick one of his videos for this week.  The man has a penchant for odd videos and this isn't a depart from it, but I find the video for "9 crimes" (arguably the titled track of the album) to be my fave of him and at once: poignant, disturbing and heartbreaking.  The song itself is one of his very best and strongest offerings, capturing in little more than 3 minutes the pain of a failing relationship and the fallout of cheating, getting caught and blaming each other instead of owning up to it.  Very heavy stuff and the video, in a bizarre way, captures all of that.

I'm not usually a fan of... well, fan made video version of X artist music videos.  They are usually the type of things that are really only amusing to them and their friends and are so over the top silly I can't bother watching any such thing....... until now.

My roommate the A.L. and I are fans of Shakira, or should I say:  fans of her Spanish work because Satan knows, her English Language music sucks balls.  Complete utter horse-shit.  So when her "She Wolf" song came out and then the video--two things I hadn't even pay attention to--she quickly emailed me to tell me all about it, crying foul (again) and wanting my two cents.  We both thought it absolutely ridiculous and left it at that.

Apparently this kid, Andrew Foster of Washington University, thought exactly the same and decided to show you (and Shakira) just how ridiculous the whole mess is by producing a shot-by-shot parody video that is probably the funniest thing I've seen since..... Chainsaw Maid last week.  Sorry Chainsaw Maid, someone has gone and stole your momentum.

Here are both: the Shakira and Andrews' version so you can compare and laughed your ass off.

Anthony over at Get Phree! sent me this video with no explanation, saying only that I was going to love it.

Boy was he right!! I guess you can say he knows my sick taste pretty well hahaha.

So I'm not going to say anything about it, just watch it; you don't wanna miss it!

I haven’t done a video of the week or talk about much music in so long, I’m pretty sure the music gods are pissed at me something ugly huh? What with the move and then the time off, I’ve done very little posting and when I have, I’ve been talking non-stop about movies, movies, movies.  Even [...]

This here is going to be the last post y’all gonna get from me for a while since very shortly I’ll commence the BIG NYC MOVE and I’m going to be too busy to even look at a computer screen for the next X days.
I’m sort of excited; not as much I guess because it [...]

The album version of “Celebration” is quite poppy and very European techno-ish, which isn’t bad but not quite ahead of the curve.
The Benny Benassi remix of “Celebration” is the real deal: grittier, dirtier, sexier, which is exactly what we want of Madonna, and not to mention pumping and catchier than the swine flu. It just [...]

Charlie, over at Fun Rum Films&Records, talked about the whole Disney buying Marvel for 4 billion dolla and he posted this video of Hitler's reaction to the news and I thought it would be a very good addition to the Hitler videos obsession I have going this week, because it's pretty hilarious and on point.  How Hitler feels about this whole Disney (the mouse trap) evil plot to own the whole world is exactly how I feel.

Mickey needs to be stop!!

 

A friend of mine who is obsess with the evil of Disney World (I don’t understand it!) show me one of this videos today, the one about Hitler going to Epcot, and told me there were many many more but he didn’t bother because the Epcot one was the best…….even though he’s never seen the [...]