OutOfTheBlu

Blog of Hilarity links to this AFP story:
Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.
“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ [...]

How did that sound? I was kinda gunning for an Olbermann effect.
Here’s the reason for the indignation:
Back on December 5th, OOTB linked to a NYT story that Obama would deliver a major speech from an Islamic capital. Knowing that Obama would never mention honor killings and gay stonings, or remind Muslims that American blood and [...]

Hey dummy, it’s “Cinco de Mayo!”
Remember, “don’t worry about the immigrants. They’ll learn English, you need to make sure your kids speak Spanish.”

I think conservative cutie, Mary Katherine Ham sums up Obama’s misstep best:
I like to note these little incidents when they happen, not because I think it makes Obama an idiot because he occasionally stumbles over his words, but because his somewhat overblown reputation as the most cerebral, eloquent, utterly erudite president of all time could really use a pricking every now and then.
Also, because if Bush had made such a blunder, it would have been the basis of a four-part MSNBC investigative series on the malapropism’s deleterious effects on the Republican Party’s attempts to woo Hispanic voters, Mexican-American relations, and our “place in the world.”

One of the least attractive, least talented people in the world somehow managed to say this about Susan Boyle:
“That moment is what every artist tries to capture.”  “Here is this freaky miss, a fat, ugly girl, like Shrek comes to life, directing energy towards her soul. This was so rare … something authentic in a world that is usually manufactured. It was a perfect moment which will never happen again.”
Woooow. Classy and not hypocritical at all!

Maybe being an a$$h#l3 is just how Rosie get’s the chicks.
You know what they say, “nice guys finish last.”
Anyways, it looks like Susan’s been at this fame thing for a while!

Thanks DJ Mick
UPDATE: People Magazine found this clip of Boyle from 1984

One of the least attractive, least talented people in the world somehow managed to say this about Susan Boyle:
“That moment is what every artist tries to capture.”  “Here is this freaky miss, a fat, ugly girl, like Shrek comes to life, directing energy towards her soul. This was so rare … something authentic in a world that is usually manufactured. It was a perfect moment which will never happen again.”
Woooow. Classy and not hypocritical at all!

Maybe being an a$$h#l3 is just how Rosie get’s the chicks.
You know what they say, “nice guys finish last.”
Anyways, it looks like Susan’s been at this fame thing for a while!

Thanks DJ Mick

And listening to my calls, and tracking my URL visits, and storing my GPS movements, etc…

This paranoia is something I share with liberals, who elected Obama in large part because he pledged to restore our Constitutional rights of privacy and ditch the power-grabbing Police State model while declassifying Bush’s previously stonewalled perversions so that we could heal.

However, it seems Obama is turning out to be potentially far more invasive than Bush, and even a few liberals (outside the corporate msm) are noticing.
I expected this from Obama, a man who has now appointed more, “czars” than the Romanovs, as The Volokh Conspiracy highlights:
Over some 300 years, Russia was ruled by a total of 18 czars of the Romanov dynasty. However, as David Rothkopf of Foreign Policy points out, the Obama administration has now appointed more czars than that in just three months.
But back to Obama the Constitution Shredder, from Reason:
Barack Obama, who at one point was looking at least a little better than his predecessor on the issue of warrantless domestic surveillance, may turn out to be just as bad. During his campaign he criticized the Bush administration for flouting the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) by monitoring communications involving people in the U.S. without a court order. But then he went along with amendments to FISA that legalized such surveillance, even giving in on the issue of retroactive immunity for the telecommunications companies that facilitated it. Now The New York Times reports that the National Security Agency has been abusing its new statutory powers, collecting purely domestic communications along with the international phone calls and email messages covered by the FISA amendments:
Several intelligence officials, as well as lawyers briefed about the matter, said the N.S.A. had been engaged in “overcollection” of domestic communications of Americans. They described the practice as significant and systemic, although one of

Seriously, who cares!?
I mean, isn’t this why Barbie, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Easy Bake Ovens were invented?
Do we really want our women to mimic male “vidiots” and end up looking like this…fan?

*As usual, I will atone for that.
Popsci with a report that’s sure to enflame liberals into a frenzy of worthless, fascist-like, legislation like the proposed ban on big HDTVs in California:
A new study conducted by researchers at Michigan State University suggests that playing video games helps foster the development of visual-spatial skills among middle school students. Cultivating the ability to think visually is crucial to excelling in fields like engineering and surgery, and the hand-eye coordination attained through gaming is increasingly important in our digital world. But the total lack of games tailored to girls could be providing boys with an academic advantage over their female counterparts.
“Girls are at a disadvantage by not having that three-dimensional experience,” according to a statement by professor Linda Jackson, who led the three-year long study. “So when they get to medical school and they’re doing surgery in the virtual world, they’re not used to it.”
That’s it.  It’s the game-maker’s faults.  They’re chauvinists.  It has nothing to do with boys and girls being different (even if the sum of their parts are equal).
Redemption time!





Related:
From LiveScience:
Women, accept a present and really enjoy it, while men unwrap a gift and immediately feel a sense of obligation to the giver.
Ruth Marcus writing for RealClearPolitics:
In performance on a standardized math, science and reading test given to 15- and 16-year-olds in 40 countries, girls in every country performed far better than boys in reading. Conversely, boys in all but three countries did better, but by not nearly as much, in math. In all but three countries — Britain, Thailand and Iceland — more boys than girls scored in the 99th percentile in math.
Scie

A while back, when this blog was brand new, I posted an awesome pole-dancing video because some sluts were trying to get their stripper skillz added to the official slate of Olympic events.
Well, that’s not really why I posted it, but here’s the highlight reel from the 2009 USPDF pole-dancing championship.
Loyal readers will notice the, “body wave” amazingly demonstrated, upside-down(!!!), at 1:41.

This is an amazing video that Blog of Hilarity posted and I think you guys should check it out because Barack Obama is starting to stress you out a little too much.
The whole 8 minutes are worth watching, but particularly the 5:42 mark when the eagle dive-bombs his trainer’s arm from directly above, and again at the 7:30 mark when he does it again.

NBC reports:
Brazil’s president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, blamed “white people with blue eyes” for the world economic crisis.

This, “blue-eyed devil” talk is right out of The Nation of Islam Black Liberation Theology which means Obama is going to worship this guy until he gets in trouble and then roll over him when the time is Wright right.
UPDATE: On cue, Obama says he “loves this guy” and calls him the, “most popular politician on earth.”

I know.
You can’t believe it.

Obama:
We…uh…we took suh, we took votes about which questions were gonna be asked and 3.5 million people voted.  I have to say there was one question that ranked fairly high, and that was whether legalizing marijuana would improve the ah economy and job creation…and uh, uh I don’t know what this says about the online audience.
OOTB:
STFU bro.  Do you ever stop politicin’ and lying?  Everybody knows the reason you’re a slave to nicotine is because you’re an addict and a stoner and you know exactly what it says about the “online audience” because no one has ever harvested the web and mastered grassroots organizing more than your pot head a$$.  And what, now marijuana smokers aren’t the midnight tokers you once knew?
Oh yeah by the way, it didn’t just “rank fairly high,” it nearly choked out your website and was the #1 question asked.  But of course, and like everything else, that has nothing to do with you.
Maklin brings something to light and probably uncovers the reason Obama stumbled over the word, “vote.”
The DNC, fresh off its failed attempt to muster grass-roots support for the president’s budget, has been aggressively advertising the townhall.
If this online townhall looks like another permanent campaign registration tool to you, you’re not alone.

We’ve reported at length about Obama’s brownshirt gestapo plan, and Rahm Emanuel’s coinciding views on the need to conscript American children to re-education camps national service.
Video below:

Atlas, relays from increasingly popular infowars.com:
The House passed a bill yesterday which includes disturbing language indicating young people will be forced to undertake mandatory national service programs as fears about President Barack Obama’s promised “civilian national security force” intensify.
The Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education Act, known as the GIVE Act, was passed yesterday by a 321-105 margin and now goes to the Senate.
The Senate is also considering a similar piece of legislation known as the “Serve America Act,” which also includes language about “Youth Engagement Zones”.


I can’t wait until all those idiots with the, “I’m voting for kids” bumper stickers have to send their kids to boot camp for a few months and don’t recognize them when they return.
And, honestly, I’m probably too old to be drafted into this neo-fascist group, and I’m pretty worried about how non-serving folks like me will be marginalized by the legions of brainwashed youth, but this is the best I’ve felt about being 30…ever!

Yesterday an old-style reporter asked Robert Gibbs about John McCain’s the White House’s new stance that, “the fundamentals of the economy are strong sound.”
Gibbs tried out his Obama-impression, but fell flat in the semantics game, when he insisted “strong” and “sound” are fundamentally different.
Someday, a wise-ass reporter might ask if Obama inherited a sound economy.
Recall, McCain was ahead of Obama at the time of the Lehman Brothers collapse and his untimely comments were used by smear merchants in the corporate media to show him as, “out of touch.”
How many houses does that guy have anyways?
This, along with his hasty support for the bailout (TARP), when Obama was merely, “there if we need him” proved to be the most pivotal moment of the campaign.
By the way, Obama is now fear-mongering on behalf of bailouts, and McCain’s pathetic ass is against them.
And shocker…BO’s numbers are stinking up the joint.

“Did somebody say joint?”
Flashback vids are here to bring you there.
Chris Matthews lampooned McCain for saying “the fundamentals of the economy are strong” 22 times.

The epitome of a politician, Barack Obama, ridiculed McCain for the statement and made this campaign ad during his adorable class warfare faze.

Flip to 57 seconds of MSNBC’s McCain bash to see Obama on 9/15/08 say, “we just woke up to financial disaster and this morning he (McCain) said, ‘the fundamentals of the economy are strong.’  Senator McCain, what economy are you talking about?”  Then, liar-in-chief says, “you all remember Phil Gramm, he’s the guy who said, ‘we’re just going through a mental recession’ and called the United States of America, a ‘nation of whiners.’ You can’t make this stuff up. It’s like a Saturday Night Live routine”
I always get a kick out of the crowd whining when Obama tells them they’ve been ca...

2minutes of straight up lies.
Sweetness & Light sums it up:
7 Broken promises in record time
1. Make government open and transparent.
2. Make it “impossible” for Congressmen to slip in pork barrel projects.
3. Meetings where laws are written will be more open to the public. (Even Congressional Republicans shut out.)
4. No more secrecy.
5. Public will have 5 days to look at a bill.
6. You’ll know what’s in it.
7. We will put every pork barrel project online.
Thanks Obambi for the original vid link
Tigerhawk’s column, “transparent as mud” has more,
Not one member of Congress has read the monstrous stimulus bill that just passed. How could they have? The Democrats allowed only 24 hours to elapse between the conference deal and the final vote.

After makin’ my girl, Rihanna scream “SOS,” young Chris ain’t neva gonna get “No air” in this market again.
“Hold up” Chris.  I’m talking, and you better listen or you gonna get “Throwed.“  You caused some “Damage” to someone I love.
Even if she makes you check into “Rehab,” people will remember you puttin’ your hands on her “Forever.”
I don’t know what else we can do “With you.”  So, “Kiss kiss” and “Say goodbye” now C. Breezy.
“Yo, excuse me” Chris I’m sorry, but Turkey is perfect for you.  This new study shows 40% of Turkish wives have been physically or sexually abused by their hubbys.
There, you can just demand, “Gimme that.“  And you can freely warn your property, “I’m gonna take you down,” when your subjugated woman tries to tell you that Turkey is a modern Muslim nation.
There, the Quran recognizes that you, the man, is “Superhuman.”  Well, really it just says that women are subhuman, but who’s counting?
In Turkey, you can “Run it” while you bang they heads from “Wall to wall.“
Anyways fam,
“Shut up and drive.”
Islamic Turkey awaits.
UPDATE: Doesn’t make it ok, but the new rumor is that, RiRi gave Breezy, Jay Z’s herpes

A continent that has a history of violence, racism, intolerance, and ineptitude…and we seek to “restore” old alliances and mimic them.
Here’s the results of a study that was completed last month which sought to determine the severity of anti-Semitism in Europe:
Nearly a third of Europeans polled blame Jews for the global economic meltdown.
74% of Spaniards believe the Jews hold too much sway in the global financial markets.
2/3 of Spaniards believe Jews are more loyal to their homeland, Israel, than the countries they live in.
No doubt, the manifestations of the hoaxbook, “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” are behind this.
Related: “An Arab in Arab, Alabama,”
HotAir’s Allahpundit points to, “an academic version of NBC’s NASCAR stunt from a few years ago, (which was designed to show how racist America is).  (Racebaiters) went looking for prejudice in the erroneously named Arab, Alabama— and darned if they didn’t find it.”
This short vid is worth a view.  The southerners handle themselves with class and dignity, shocking Muslim academics and liberals worldwide.

Remember, Obama overflowing with hope says, “we have nothing to fear, but…catastrophe!”
From Bloomberg:
The $9.7 trillion in pledges would be enough to send a $1,430 check to every man, woman and child alive in the world. It’s 13 times what the U.S. has spent so far on wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to Congressional Budget Office data, and is enough to pay off more than 90 percent of the nation’s home mortgages.
The Federal Reserve, Treasury Department and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation have lent or spent almost $3 trillion over the past two years and pledged up to $5.7 trillion more.
Only the stimulus bill to be approved this week, the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program passed four months ago and $168 billion in tax cuts and rebates enacted in 2008 have been voted on by lawmakers. The remaining $8 trillion is in lending programs and guarantees, almost all under the Fed and FDIC. Recipients’ names have not been disclosed.
Flashback Vid


By the way, this is what ONE billion dollars looks like…when it’s only comprised of Ben Franks.



UPDATE: GatewayPundit links to the new CBO, which projects the recession to be over before 9/10ths of the money actually gets used…meaning only 1/10th is for this year…much of it is for Obama’s re-election in 2012.

UPDATE: NRO’s Corner shows how the bill has grown from when it was just a wee-lil baby ($56Bil) last September.

Thanks John Hawkins

Newsbusters reported:
On Day One of his presidency, everywhere Mr. Obama went they played “Hail to the Chief” for him – but not since. In fact the U.S. Marine Band’s duties at the White House over the last 10 days appear to have been dramatically downsized.
Instead of the usual contingent of trumpets, tubas and drums, a single piano player now provides musical interludes before and after the president’s appearance.
And the tunes have little connection to the military marching music of John Phillips Souza [sic] that is the usual accompaniment to presidential appearances. These days the pianist’s repertoire includes Cole Porter’s “Night and Day” and Sting’s “Desert Rose.”
“He’s not a ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ kind of guy,” says press secretary Robert Gibbs of the new president.
To many Americans, this excessive informality suggests a real distaste for “official” or “patriotic” music, not to mention the Marine band that plays it.