paulie_walnuts

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Ricky Gervais At The New York Comedy Festival
As part of the New York Comedy Festival coverage, I had the distinct privilege of sitting down with one of my personal heroes, Ricky Gervais. Yeah. That's right. This Ricky Gervais.
Even though it'd only been two nights of coverage so far, I was already feeling a little haggard. Slight patches of hair were blossoming over [...]
Collected 22 hours ago from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, gonzalo cordova, interview, interviews, new york comedy festival
John Hodgman: Master of In-Car Martial Arts
Now, I know you've seen a lot of videos of guys kicking Fresca bottles off other guys' heads in 2006 Hyundais. Videos of guys kicking Fresca bottles off other guys' heads in 2006 Hyundais are the Keyboard Cat of Q4 2009. But trust me when I say, before you declare videos of guys kicking Fresca [...]
Collected 1 day ago from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, funny books, interviews, john hodgman, matt tobey
William Shatner Reads the Poetry of Levi Johnston
From Indecision…
I was sure this Levi Johnston Twitter account was fake.
Again, I was wrong…

(via Gotcha Media)
Collected 2 days ago from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, conan o'brien, dennis diclaudio, indecision, levi johnston
Area Comedy Network Orders Onion Sports Pilot
An area basic-cable comedy network announced today that it had ordered a pilot for a scripted television series based on The Onion Sports Network. The news excited one local comedy nerd so much that the pasty dork was moved to poorly ape the style of the popular satirical newspaper when delivering the story on the [...]
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tagged uncategorized, comedy central sports, matt tobey, onion news network, onion sports network
South Park Redefines the F Word
On last night's South Park, the boys decided to redefine the word "fag" to describe annoying Harley riders. You see, words only mean what we decide they mean. With that in mind, I've decided that "broccoli" now means "ice cream," and "phoned-in blog post" now means "Pulitzer material."

Click here to watch the full episode, and [...]
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tagged uncategorized, matt tobey, south park, video
Preview Clips from Bill Cosby's Mark Twain Prize Ceremony
Bill Cosby is arguably the greatest stand-up ever. I use the world "arguably," because Pryor and Carlin fanatics love to argue with Cosby fanatics. It's basically like the Middle East (no, it's not). I think we can all agree with Sinbad (this sentence is going great so far) that Bill Cosby is an amazing stand-up.

Oh, [...]
Collected 3 days ago from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, bill cosby, chris rock, george carlin, gonzalo cordova
Kumail Nanjiani Is Probably Going to Be Big and Famous
Someday in the not-too-distant future, you and I will look back and think about how weird it was when Kumail Nanjiani wasn't super famous. I'll be like, "Remember when The New York Times had that piece about how Kumail Nanjiani was still unknown outside of comedy-nerd circles but on the cusp of breaking out?" And [...]
Collected Nov 3, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, interviews, kumail nanjiani, live at gotham, matt tobey
Thursday's Web Redemption: Trampled Cheerleader
From the Tosh.0 blog…

Watching a high school football team burst through a paper banner before games is pretty spectacular. But one cheerleader made this banner break even more memorable.
A lesser-known viral, the trampled cheerleader has snuck by with more than a million total views via multiple uploads all over the web.
Why did she run behind [...]
Collected Nov 3, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, chris lesinski, daniel tosh, tosh.0, video
Colbert Better Knows The Black Lodge
Have you created a video for the second round of The Colbert Nation Interview Simulator (made possible by Coke Zero) yet? If not, you had better hop to it, because you've only got a week left. Though, I have to be honest, you're going to be hard pressed to top this kid. I recommend watching [...]
Collected Nov 2, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, matt tobey, stephen colbert, the colbert nation interview simulator, the colbert report
It's Alan Zweibel's Interview With Punchline Magazine Blog Post
If you don't know who Alan Zweibel is, he was one of the founding writers on SNL, co-creator of It's Garry Shandling's Show and writer of North (a movie Roger Ebert "Hated hated hated hated hated"). Just in time for the new Shout Factory release of It's Garry Shandling's Show, Punchline interviewed Zweibel about the [...]
Collected Nov 2, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, alan zweibel, garry shandling, gonzalo cordova, interviews
South Park Takes on Biker Festivals
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. For some reason there was a bitch on your computer monitor, and she fell off. Don't ask me why, you're the weirdo with bitches clinging to your monitor. Of course, if you can't read this, you can rest assured that the bitch is fully secured. She [...]
Collected Nov 2, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, bikers, matt tobey, south park, video
Jeff Dunham on 30 Rock
On Monday, we told you Jeff Dunham would be on 30 Rock this week. Well, last night 30 Rock was on, and sure enough, there was Jeff Dunham. Now that I've shown myself to be a blog of honesty, I assume you'll agree to testify as a character witness on our behalf.
Here's a clip:

Funny, right? [...]
Collected Oct 30, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, 30 rock, alec baldwin, jeff dunham, matt tobey
All The Halloween-Related Viral Comedy Videos I Could Find
Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this post in no way endorses a belief in the occult. Oh, wait, the opposite. Halloween is tomorrow and in honor of my dark lord (commercialism), I am raising awareness of the most important (and second most commercialized) holiday by gathering the scariest, the [...]
Collected Oct 30, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, 30 rock, ben schwartz, college humor, funny or die
The Office's Mindy Kaling and Ellie Kemper Are Subtle Sexuality
I like The Office a lot. It is a very good show with lots of funny laughs for my entire household (comprised solely of me). Two of The Office's characters, Kelly Kapur (Mindy Kaling) and Erin Hannon (Ellie Kemper) started a new super-group called Subtle Sexuality, and they also have a new music video. NBC [...]
Collected Oct 30, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, b.j. novak, ed helms, ellie kemper, gonzalo cordova
O'Reilly Factor Paparazzis Alan Grayson to Prove How Much of a Real News Channel Fox Is
From Indecision…
Okay, here's your problem. You've got this 24-hour cable news channel that lots of people have been criticizing as being less news-y and more entertainment-ish. What do you do?
That's right. Sneak attack a U.S. congressperson who has been critical of you, TMZ-style…

Problem solved.
Collected Oct 29, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, bill o'reilly, dennis diclaudio, indecision, video
Rock Out With Your Shirt On
From the Tosh.0 blog…

There is nothing in life as important as having a shirt that is also an electric guitar.
Check that.  There are a few things in life that are more important than having a shirt that is also an electric guitar.  On this list, I would include food, water, shelter, additional clothing that may [...]
Collected Oct 29, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, daniel tosh, mike pomranz, tosh.0, video
Cartman Covers Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"
South Park is famous for a lot of things, not the least of which is sea-life-themed musical numbers. There was Kanye West's "Gay Fish" and… you know, all the other ones. Well, after last night, there's another entry to add to the long and illustrious compendium: Cartman singing "Poker Face" over a montage of Stan [...]
Collected Oct 29, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, funny songs, lady gaga, matt tobey, south park
William Shatner Gives JJ Abrams the Business
When (SPOILER ALERT!) William Shatner accepted the Ultimate Scream award at Spike's Scream 2009 ceremony (Judi Dench was robbed!), he showed off some of the ribbing skills he picked up at his Roast by confronting JJ Abrams about not casting him in Star Trek.

William Shatner Roasts JJ Abrams | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com
I smell a Trekker [...]
Collected Oct 27, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, jj abrams, matt tobey, nerds, scream 2009
All Your Ten Funniest Video Games Are Belong to Us
I'll be honest, I thought they stopped making video games after TurboGrafx-16. I guess I've just been too busy popping wheelies on my motorcycle to notice. And it's not like these cheerleaders are going to bench-press themselves. But it turns out video games are still around and, according to this new video from GameTrailers.com, at [...]
Collected Oct 27, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, matt tobey, nerds, video, video games
Thursday's Web Redemption: Nintendo 64 Kid
From the Tosh.0 blog…

Nintendo 64 Kid is one of the most prominent viral videos of all time. When this eleven-year-old in stretch-knit pajamas opened an N64 — the same thing everyone got in 1997 — little did he know he'd basically invent the slow-motion scream on YouTube and get remixed more times than Lil Wayne. [...]
Collected Oct 26, 2009 from ccinsider.comedycentral.com via blog import
tagged uncategorized, chris lesinski, daniel tosh, tosh.0, video games
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