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From the Atom blog…
It’s an internet fairy-tale come true! Atom series 5-on has gone old school and spun off into a bonafide TeeVee show! Zombies, demons, and monsters all live mundane, typical lives mingling amongst humans in Ugly Americans (sounds like a trip to my in-laws, HI-OH!). Check out the sneak preview:


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Stephen Colbert went on Late Show with David Letterman last night to promote the paperback edition of I Am America (And So Can You!) (now with even more paper!) The best part was when Colbert called Obama the Meryl Streep of Presidents. Does that make Joe Biden the Melanie Griffith of Vice Presidents? Yes, yes [...]

If you like watching Stephen Colbert on late night comedy shows that start around 11:30pm, but you're still boycotting Comedy Central because they canceled BattleBots, you're in luck. Stephen Colbert will be on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight at 11:35pm on CBS to drum up support for the Colbert Nation-sponsored US Speedskating team. [...]

If you watched Comedy Central last night, you saw a flabby, buffoonish xenophobe hilariously spouting doomsday paranoia. But enough about Lou Dobbs's appearance on The Daily Show, here's Cartman singing a funny song about minorities at the waterpark on the South Park season finale.

South Park Studios has more clips and the full episode.
South Park airs [...]

Previously, the Onion News Network featured former CNN anchor Bobbie Batista as a fake anchor. Now they've added another basic cable news alum to the roster, former Fox News anchor Suzanne Sena. I'm a big fan of blurring the lines between parody and reality. It really makes it tougher for the future alien robot scholars [...]

From Indecision…
Obviously, the biggest problem facing America today is that most male college professors, ACLU representatives and Democratic presidents have turned their back on the Biblical act of standing up to "pisseth," opting instead to sit down, probably so that they can more easily paint their toenails while peeing.
This guy knows what I'm talking about…

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Zach Galifianakis interviewed Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter on Between Two Ferns! AWESOME! Did you know Conan O'Brien was my favorite person when I was ten years old? Did you know Zach Galifianakis will be my favorite person when I am thirty years old? He's not my absolute favorite person now because as I reach [...]

From the Tosh.0 blog…


It's another planned sporadic Windows 7 celebration!  Wow, seems so natural and unrehearsed.  Let's look at the description by the person who "caught" this and posted it:
The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some [...]

From the Tosh.0 blog…

When Miss South Carolina Teen USA visited Tosh.0 back in June, she had trouble admitting that she didn't know anything. Now, she seems prouder than ever to play dumb on this Jimmy Kimmel piece that aired last week.
Such as.
Nice work, Miss South Carolina. See her web redemption HERE.

The world is going to end soon. We all know it, so there's no use debating it. The only questions are when and how?
Best case scenario, we'll be swallowed up into fiery fault-line openings in 2012. But for all we know, the Large Hadron Collider will blink the universe out of existence before you finish [...]

Christian Finnegan said in an interview recently, "Claiming to be influenced by Louis C.K. is a lot like saying 'I like beer.'" Writing about Louis C.K. is no different. "Have you guys heard of beer? It's basically the greatest substance known to man, right? You should try it cold, it's ten times better!" But it [...]

Everyone called me crazy when I said all the best comedians are in a secret cabal and hang out all the time and sing songs together and control the weather with their minds. But this video features Paul F. Tompkins, Patton Oswalt, Weird Al, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Paul Scheer and basically every other funny person [...]

From the Tosh.0 blog…

I mean, why not. This video hasn't gotten enough millions of views on it's own for no reason, why not extend it's shelf life?
This is one of those instances that I'm glad no one can really make that much money off posting videos online. Because if these kids were able to [...]

On the last day of the New York Comedy Festival, I was able to close things off with a bang by attending two excellent shows; Andy Samberg and Friends and Louis C.K. at Carolines.
I'll be writing a show report from the Louis C.K. show in the very near future, but right now let's talk about [...]

As part of the New York Comedy Festival, I attended two Paley Center speaker panels (Speaking panels at a media museum?! Will my crazy drunken antics never stop?!) with the writers for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and The Colbert Report. I was able to talk to both writing staffs before each panel. Here's a [...]

It's time for the next challenge in The Colbert Nation Interview Simulator made possible by Coke Zero. This time around, you're tasked with debating Stephen Colbert better than Stephen Colbert. As always, you can insert your image in the easy-peasy automated method or put that film degree from USC to use for once with the [...]

Today marks the release of Last Words, the autobiography of the late, great George Carlin. When he died last year, Carlin left behind dozens of albums, HBO specials and books, but the most enduring part of his legacy is probably his influence. For evidence of that influence, look no further than this video featuring the [...]

From Indecision…
I usually don't watch Saturday Night Live, because I already saw that one sketch they do. But, as it turns out, sometimes they do some other sketches. Like this one…

See also:
Jon Stewart's Pitch-Perfect Glenn Beck Impression
The Onion: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

From the Tosh.0 blog…

We've reached the top rung of the Tosh.0 season — it's our last episode of the year. Fittingly, the legendary Home Shopping Ladder Pitchman will get redeemed for a 20-year-old on-air blooper that found a second life on the web.
This Thursday at 10pm / 9c on Comedy Central you're going to get [...]

Rabble-rousing is so hot right now. Of all the rabble-based activities, rousing of rabble is currently by far the most popular. When's the last time you heard of anyone rabble-soothing? That's why, on this week's new South Park, Cartman is jumping on the rabble-rousing bandwagon.
Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda when he is [...]