When I was younger I could never get the name Bon Jovi right and always called them Jon Bovi. Maybe that's why I like this clip so much. that, and the Foreigner bit.

Once I saw Jimmy Fallon open up for Fiona Apple, had his act was basically singing jingles about troll dolls while doing impressions of various musicians. This was also the show where Ms. Apple had a meltdown on stage, which was actually a momentous show to be in attendance for.

I had a journalism professor who said that one of the toughest interviews she ever had was Robert DeNiro. While on-screen he is sublimely confident and one of Our Great Actors in interview situations he’s notoriously shy, often mumbles, and many of his answers come in single-syllables, making him basically unquotable. Which is why it’s weird that he’s the first guest on Jimmy Fallon’s new talk show, which starts tonight. Maybe it’ll just be this over and over: