Cross Cultural Crash-A-Rama Outreach Opportunity ... CARPOCALYPSE!
To clear up any potential confusion right off the bat, the following is satire even though I am going to go to this thing tonight ... and excited about attending something completely out of my realm of experience.
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In my quest to truly understand the modern contexts of the human experience among various people groups here in these United States, I have agreed to attend this:
I hope I don't die.
But seriously, my immediate question is imperative ... what does one wear to this type of ... gathering/sporting event? If you say, "oh Randy, just wear a tube top, daisy dukes and flip flops!" I will pray that Jesus forgives you for that in advance. Don't be so closed minded. I want to fit in but I would never wear daisy dukes and tube tops just don't work with cargo shorts. Flip flops rawk so maybe that is some common ground we could build upon.