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What do you do if you are close to being thrown off your team for burglary and assault? Why you commit more crimes of course! Police are investigating Gophers power forward Royce White as a possible suspect in a Saturday night burglary on the University of Minnesota campus, school spokesperson Garry Bowman said Tuesday night. White already is serving an indefinite suspension after he was arrested Oct. 13 for shoplifting and fifth-degree misdemeanor assault at the Mall of the America. The parents of the university student who called police about the burglary said their daughter said someone entered her dorm room and stole a laptop computer. "I don't think we have any comment," the student's mother said. "She simply had her laptop stolen. We obtained a reenactment of the events: And now the quote of the day from Royce White's grandpappy... When reached for comment, White's grandfather, Frank White, said "Wow, I sure hope it's wrong." Yeah?

(HT: Slater)

We rarely, if ever get political here. But... We would love to have Congressman Frank over for dinner. Him and Keith Olbermann of course.

(HT: Slater) We haven't gone away. Yes, the postings have been a little sparse as of late but we have a good reason. Our main contributor (Gabby) has moved from Los Angeles to... ...well, to here. Gabby says it was job related but we think otherwise. No matter, there can be some pros and cons to this - Pros: 3 hour drive max to any ACC game Lower cost of living means more money to spend on booze Cleaner (air, people, etc.) BBQ country Cons: Booze is controlled by the gubmit Nothing to do if no basketball or football on No more of this It's still the south (thinking of Deliverance) At least Gabby excapes the dominance of USC/UCLA. Cheers and 100 cocktails to you as EDSBS would say. We will begin our 1 or more postings a day on the cusp of the 2009-2010 basketball season. In the meantime our summer posting schedule will be limited until Gabby gets settled.

Some people were just a little too involved during the MSU-UNC game... Whatever you do, do not tell this girl to sit down. She will fuck your shit up and at the 1:40 mark lets everyone know just how bad ass she is. (HT: MGoBlog)

Uber recruit and part time criminal John Wall has chosen Kentucky. And Wildcat fans are rejoicing everywhere (replete with ass slapping).

A fairly accurate respresntation of us during the off season...

President Barack Obama handed defending national champion UConn Lady Huskies their first defeat of the season. Obama, a basketball player and a huge fan of the game, now takes teams outside to shoot hoops on the make-shift court he’s had constructed at his residence on Pennyslvania Avenue. And home-court advantage, the all-conquering University of Connecticut women’s team discovered, means that Obama is tough to beat.

Yeah, we have taken a little bit of a vacation blog wise. But we are still within our rules of 1-2 posts per week during the off season. And we loved Phil Hartman so much. Newsradio was the funniest show with him in the cast. Kerzapin!

Let the OJ Mayo/Erik Murphy style recruiting madness begin! Introducing John Wall. Your wife/girlfriend would sleep with him (and we mean penetration activity, not "cuddling") if it meant that he would commit to her favorite college. And Wall knows this. Should be interesting.

Good luck with that

Start spreading the news... We mentioned previously that the Mountain West should not play in the NCAA Tournament because of the vast talent differential, and it looks like that is playing out. BYU and Utah are sitting on their hands at home after being beaten in the first round of March Madness while SDSU is in the final four of the NIT. Maybe next year we should not accept a bid to be in the big dance but instead ask the NIT folks to place all (or most) of the MWC teams. Go Aztecs

Go Catholics!

Who would have guessed that someone like Gonzaga's Josh Heytvelt, who really looks like a member of your local Aryan Nation Skinhead chapter would get so emotional on Senior Day? Good luck to you, Bulldogs. Hopefully Tyler Hansbrough won't knock the shit out of you too much. Seriously, Josh does look like he could have been in American History X.

Say what you will about the Duke Blue Devils, but they have their fans. Fans who want to marry and make babies with them.
So as much as you hate Gregory Russell Paulus and Jonathan James Scheyer, they got chicks waiting for them to impregnate. Congrats Blue Devils on the win against Texas.

Say what you will about the Duke Blue Devils, but they have their fans. Fans who want to marry and make babies with them.
So as much as you hate Gregory Russell Paulus and Jonathan James Scheyer, they got chicks waiting for them to impregnate. Congrats Blue Devils on the win against Texas.

Say what you will about the Duke Blue Devils, but they have their fans. Fans who want to marry and make babies with them.
So as much as you hate Gregory Russell Paulus and Jonathan James Scheyer, they got chicks waiting for them to impregnate. Congrats Blue Devils on the win against Texas.

March Madness makes cheerleaders forget to cheer...
Case in point, if you look at the upper left hand side of this crappy video you will notice Siena's cheerleaders throwing out any scripted synchronized celebration cheer after their double overtime win. We especially love the Asian cheerleader's "I've lost my mind" arms flailing look.

March Madness makes cheerleaders forget to cheer...
Case in point, if you look at the upper left hand side of this crappy video you will notice Siena's cheerleaders throwing out any scripted synchronized celebration cheer after their double overtime win. We especially love the Asian cheerleader's "I've lost my mind" arms flailing look.