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This man-child is hysterical. Can we drop the age requirement for American Idol, b/c I'd vote for his lip-synching any day.

Amy Poehler left SNL, but have no fear, Seth Meyers is still here! Glad to see the Poehler/Meyers "Really?!?" skits are going to be continued...

Snaps to Newsweek for turning our national struggles into a pretty good mini-episode of "The District" (in the same vein as The Hills and The City). If only the recession was this entertaining!

Well, someone call the Steelers and Cardinals and tell them to come, there's really no point in playing the Super Bowl since we already know who's going to win. I mean, this system where a bear at the Pittsburgh Zoo selects the winner has to be right.

With the Dems in control of the executive and legislative branches, you can expect three things:

High taxes, high budgets, and HIGH-FIVES!

Missed the Globes last night? Here's a quick recap...

Missed the Globes last night? Here's a recap of everything

In these trying times, there's one constant we can depend upon - the annoyingness of one Elisabeth Hasselbeck. She's loud, unwavering in her defense of all things conservative, factually wrong 96.7% of the time...and Jezebel captured her 25 most annoying moments of 2008:

For some reason this clip of Andy Samberg portraying Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel didn't appear on Saturday's SNL, but it made it onto the web...where there's a home for everything.

Watch Rahm-bo in action...he's fierce!

Thanks to "The Gift That Keeps On Giving" (TGTKOG) for today's high-larious clip. It gets rrrreal good around the 2:50 mark when some farmer starts slaughtering turkeys behind Miss Wasilla as she yaps and yaps about the blast she had on the political trail and reining in the growth of governement. Yawn!

She hunts caribou, likes to shoot at animals from planes, and now this...it's only a matter of time before PETA marches up to Alaska and dumps some flour on her Lindsay Lohan style.

P.S. Why is the guy

Is there anyway Justin Timberlake can join the cast of SNL permanently?

It's coming...no, not the apocalypse, but close...the federal government's mandated switch from analog to digital broadcasting. While most of us won't be affected, it's senior citizens and their rabbit ear TVs that are screwed. Actually, The Price is Right is screwed. Their ratings are about to nose dive.

I've seen PSAs about the switch to digital on TV recently and wondered just how the elderly are going to handle this, especially when the PSA encourages you to go to a website for help. Slow down...ar

Soo, I was wrong, not only did Mark Wahlberg decide to tune into SNL, he was on the show (in a brilliant guest sport might I add).

Amy Poehler really deserves to win an Emmy. She's about three minutes shy of popping out a baby and she's carrying SNL on her shoulders.

Amy Poehler really deserves to win an Emmy. She's about three minutes shy of popping out a baby and she's carrying SNL on her shoulders.

The runaway best segment from last night's 60 Minutes on the officer who led the army's Delta Force mission to kill Osama bin Laden after 9/11. He reveals what really happened in Tora Bora and how the al-Qaeda leader escaped capture.

The biggest highlight of last night's SNL episode? Clearly Lil Wayne's performance of Lollipop! Ohhhk, not really. It was obviously Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. Michael Phelps was underwhelming as we expected and proved that reading cue cards is apparently not as easy as one would image.

Who knew these yentas could be so bitchy? Oh wait...we all did.

Tony Romo must really fear the wrath of Joe Simpson...because that's the only reason he continues to allow himself to be embarrassed by association.

While on Letterman last night, his special lady friend demonstrated that she's still a bubble head as she discussed things like whether or not football players wear cups.

Somewhere Nick Lachey is breathing a huge sigh of relief.