Transcript: FEY AS PALIN: “Good evening, my fellow Americans. I was so excited when I was told Senator Clinton and I would be addressing you tonight.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “And I was told I would be addressing you alone.” FEY AS PALIN: “Now I know it must be a little bit strange for all of you to see the two of us together. What with me being John McCain’s running mate.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “And me being a fervent supporter of Senator Barack Obama — as evidenced by this button.”FEY AS PALIN: “But tonight we are crossing party lines to address the now very ugly role that sexism is playing in the campaign.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “An issue which I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.” FEY AS PALIN: “You know, Hillary and I don’t agree on everything…” POEHLER AS CLINTON: (OVERLAPPING) “Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.” FEY AS PALIN: “And I can see Russia from my house.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “I believe global warming is caused by man.” FEY AS PALIN: “And I believe it’s just God hugging us closer.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “I don’t agree with the Bush Doctrine.” FEY AS PALIN: “I don’t know what that is.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “But Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate an American election.” FEY AS PALIN: “So please, stop photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures.” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “And stop saying I have cankles.” FEY AS PALIN: “Don’t refer to me as a ‘MILF.’” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “And don’t refer to me as a . I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it.” FEY AS PALIN: “So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like ‘pretty,’ ‘attractive,’ ‘beautiful.’” POEHLER AS CLINTON: “‘Harpy,’ ’shrew’ and ‘boner shrinker.’” FEY AS PALIN: “While our politics may differ, my friend and I are both very tough ladies. You know it reminds me