This video is not captioned by NBC, but pulled down very quickly from YouTube and other sites where it could be captioned. Complain here:http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/and or here:http://www.nbc.com/Footer/Technical_Support/I did. more about "Saturday Night Live - Palin / Hillary...", posted with vodpod But thank Political Humor at about.com for the transcript:http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/09/14/tina-fey-skewers-sarah-palin-on-saturday-night-live.htmTranscript: FEY AS PALIN: "Good evening, my fellow Americans. I was so excited when I was told Senator Clinton and I would be addressing you tonight."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And I was told I would be addressing you alone."FEY AS PALIN: "Now I know it must be a little bit strange for all of you to see the two of us together. What with me being John McCain's running mate."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And me being a fervent supporter of Senator Barack Obama -- as evidenced by this button."FEY AS PALIN: "But tonight we are crossing party lines to address the now very ugly role that sexism is playing in the campaign."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "An issue which I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about."FEY AS PALIN: "You know, Hillary and I don't agree on everything..."POEHLER AS CLINTON: (OVERLAPPING) "Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy."FEY AS PALIN: "And I can see Russia from my house."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "I believe global warming is caused by man."FEY AS PALIN: "And I believe it's just God hugging us closer."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "I don't agree with the Bush Doctrine."FEY AS PALIN: "I don't know what that is."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "But Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate an American election."FEY AS PALIN: "So please, stop photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures."POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And stop saying I have cankles."FEY AS PALIN: "Don't refer to me as a 'MILF.'"POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And don't refer to me as a