It was station owner Arthur Carlson who uttered those words on the historic Thanksgiving episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. Well, if you have a problem or questions about turkeys then check this out:FOSTER FARMS TO RESCUE COOKS FROM TURKEY DAY MISHAPS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON WITH ANNUALTURKEY HELPLINE AND WEB RESOURCESConsumers count on Foster Farms' on-call poultry professionals, 24-hour hotline,online tutorials for preparation tips and last-minute help preparing theirThanksgiving centerpiece.LIVINGSTON, Calif. - How do you stuff and roast the perfect turkey, drum updelicious gravy, or even grill your bird this Thanksgiving holiday? Foster Farmsanswers these questions and many more with its free, around-the-clock TurkeyHelpline (1-800-255-7227) and expanded informational Web site (www.fosterfarms.com).In addition to serving up fool-proof turkey tips, this year's helpline offers hintsto help consumers savor the season with expert holiday entertaining advice anddelicious traditional recipes for everything from the centerpiece turkey to pumpkinpie, as well as many low fat and low-carb dishes to please health-conscious guests.In what has become a celebrated annual tradition, Foster Farms turkey mealspecialists will take to the phones in the weeks leading up to Thanksgiving Day,November 27, providing thousands of home chefs with inspiring recipes, time-testedcooking advice and consumer safety guidelines.From November 19 to December 1, including Thanksgiving Day, the Foster Farms TurkeyHelpline may be accessed 24-hours a day, seven days a week by calling (800)255-7227. The Turkey Helpline is staffed by live operators and provides consumerswith tips to help make their turkey dinners a success. Prior to November 19 andafter December 1, the Foster Farms Turkey Helpline is available Monday throughFriday between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. PST. Online self-help resources areavailable at www.fosterfarms.com year-round.Last year, nearly 3,000 consumers contacted the Foster Farms Turkey Helplinethroughout the holiday season. Even

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