Aren't you glad you aren't having Thanksgiving at Sarah's house?

I know it’s not Sarah Palin’s fault, but it’s just so disgusting and kind of an interesting metaphor for her personality. As she does the “pardon a turkey” duty in her home state, others are slaughtered. Blech. Don’t watch if you can’t stand the gore, and I couldn’t watch it.

Long, but stick with it. It's totally worth it. Not for the squeamish though.

Thanks to "The Gift That Keeps On Giving" (TGTKOG) for today's high-larious clip. It gets rrrreal good around the 2:50 mark when some farmer starts slaughtering turkeys behind Miss Wasilla as she yaps and yaps about the blast she had on the political trail and reining in the growth of governement. Yawn!

She hunts caribou, likes to shoot at animals from planes, and now this...it's only a matter of time before PETA marches up to Alaska and dumps some flour on her Lindsay Lohan style.

P.S. Why is the guy doing the slaughtering in the background so smiley? Probably because he's smart enough to realize the error of TGTKOG's ways and knows he's going to be a YouTube star and can stop killing turkeys as his day job.