The story of Hanukkah is tough because instead of being a cautionary tale for sustainability, it veers suddenly at the end into a metaphor for the Bush Administration energy policy:1. Take a finite resource. (Heating oil.) 2. Know you only have enough of that resource for a brief period of time. (In this case a day.) 3. Pray vigorously. 4. God swoops in and grants a benevolent miracle, i.e. oil for eight days. 5. Drill bubbe drill.Still, the story always stood as a powerful symbol of luck and good fortune for the Jews, and a reminder that sometimes when we’re not being driven into the desert and shoah-ed on and injusticed and what-what, good things can happen. To celebrate that hope and spirit we’re dedicating our gay marry it … or abort it? this week to the festival of lights. It’s what’s hot and what’s not, for Hanukkah. To the list!GAY MARRY ITHolocaust movies with hot naked teenage boys and extensive side-boob impeccable art direction, brilliant performances and a beautiful score.ABORT ITHolocaust charities getting robbed by that Madroff guy. He took money from ELIE WIESEL for fuck sake that’s terrible!GAY MARRY ITOrganic, fair trade Hanukkah gelt.ABORT ITThis remarkably bad pun about Jews and candy.GAY MARRY IT The gift every Jewish child wants, Barack Obama paper dolls.ABORT IT Their lily white skin tone. What’s going on?GAY MARRY IT The alternative energy menorah, with candleholders inscribed with the laser-cut symbols for biofuel, electric car, wind power, clean coal, nuclear, natural gas, solar and hydropower. “If the Maccabbees fought for freedom from foreign occupiers,” notes the product description, “America is now struggling for freedom from foreign oil despots.”ABORT ITSan Francisco.GAY MARRY IT Hanukkah Harry. ABORT IT Hanukkah Bush.GAY MARRY ITPotato pancakes.ABORT ITPotato fudge.GAY MARRY ITPlush menorahs. ABORT ITRugrats Hanukkah.GAY MARRY ITWhen Hanukkah and Christmas happe...