Sit ups -- half time, people. Up three down one -- two half time regular -- up three down one, again -- repeat. Breathe.

So you dress in road-worn black leather, battered wide-brimmed hats, wear your sunglasses at night and most of you have wild, bushy chest-length beards that you won’t shave off because you are, by your own admission ‘too ugly without ‘em’ …… but your signature song is Sharp Dressed Man.In the wild, weird world or rock, [...]