Man, I wish I had the clip on this. It was the most uncomfortable television I've seen since Holly thought Kevin was special.Then, minutes later, Megan Fox tells the world she's a tranny. Then, tells us Brian Austin Green didn't come because he didn't want to be seen with her because she's just so horrible looking, an Alan Alda doppelganger.Now that's some good TV. But does there really need to be more reason sto question the judgment of Brian Austin Green.And Piven? Here with his mom, just as I predicted.And E! goes four minutes over, because the spillover is good for their quarter hour number? Anyone? I think that's why. That's how I missed Kate Winslet winning for The Reader.Of course, I'm not seeing it live. The Oscars are the only show that goes live in the LA market.I'll keep looking for the Seacrest diss. There's a low quality version at this link.I have Megan Fox after the jump with Giuliana.LINK