When life's not going your way or you're not getting enough praise from your peers just have a seat in your disgustingly coloured leather puffy sofa, pop in the "Cheers to You" CD, and wait for the smile to creep across your face. If you need an EXTRA double fun-fun boost, don't forget about the puzzle-shaped affirmation tokens.
Sounds like an unreal present for the uber emo.
welcome to earth.