But, and it's a big but ... (as opposed to other big things that might have been the key to Brook's hiring in the first place -- though Simon doesn't usually go for the chesty types, at least from squinting at Terri Seymour) does this mean that Kelly Brook is available to be the new Doctor Who companion?Well, I certainly hope not. She's not really an actress, she presents TV (you know, like Mario Lopez here in the States only with different naughty bits). Plus, a little boy like Matt Smith wouldn't know what to do with this (see image right).In fact, all though this article at Reuters, there are indications that she doesn't even do that well:A regular feature in the gossip pages, especially since she startedgoing out with England rugby star Danny Cipriani, Brook has had tosuffer tabloid taunts about her presentational skills before. The 29-year-old Brook, who said last week she was a "huge fan" ofthe show, began her TV career as a presenter on "The Big Breakfast" butleft after less than six months amid criticism of her performances.What Simon said in letting her go was that the format just doesn't support four judges. And that may be true (of his show and of Idol here in the States, though we will have to wait and see). But from the tone of the article, overall, is that Kelly Brook is a very pretty woman with a mondo rack and less than adequate TV skills.Not a heavyweight. And not a Doctor's companion. Especially THIS upcoming doctor.I found her in a scene from Smallville that I placed after the jump. She works with college roommate Dave's nephew, Michael Rosenbaum. I'm not impressed.LINK