Today, one of my students referred to his belt as his “holster”. He was dead serious. I had to bite my knuckles.Last Tuesday, I noticed that Pastor Tim had a box of Peanut Butter M&Ms on his desk. He knows I love them, so he gave me three bags. Bad idea. Sunday rolled around and I told him how fast I ate those bags (ummm in ONE day???… I’m not proud of this) and he enabled me by giving me three more bags. Why would this man do this to me? This time I gave two away, and I shared one with Marie. Two steps forward… one step back?Speaking of candy… at work Melinda told me about how recently her boyfriend ate a whole massive bag of Skittles but only left his least favorites for her. When she told me this, I’m pretty sure the heavens opened up and a rainbow poured down upon me, just like in the commercials. Yes, finally, a whole bag of green Skittles is coming my way.I referred to myself as Nortorious C.A.R.M. today and Marie almost drove off the road. Any day where I can cause Marie to laugh to the point of almost committing an MVA, …is a good day. Maybe next time I’ll think about my own personal safety in the situation before I open my  mouth.Marie’s been showing off her “Six Kick” lately. She learned that from Billy Blanks. You know him, he’s that nut who created Tae Bo.He’s cool and all, but I’ve finally found a chink in his armor (or, in his case, a stray thread in his tanktop):  “Six Kick” is the improper term for this particular series of exercise moves.  I’ll tell you why - four-sixths of the “Six Kick” are not kicks at all! They use no legs. They are PUNCHES. The “Six-Kick” pans out as follows - the first two are jabs, the third an uppercut, the fourth a sidearm… THEN the kicks come in with the fifth move being a groin basher and the final blow being heel-to-chin combo.Billy, your goose is cooked.I used that phrase about my cat the other day when he bo...