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Season 2, Episode 5This song rocks!! Definitely one of the top songs for the 2nd seasonLyrics:Too many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks!Too many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks!Too many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks!Going to the partySippin on BacardiWanna meet a hottieBut there's Adam, Steve and MartyThere's Billy, Todd and TommyThey're on leave from the armyThe only boobs I see tonight will be made of origamiTell the players, make it understoodIt ain't no good if there's too much woodMake sure you know before you goThe dance floor bro-hoe ratio5 to 1 is a brodeoTell Steve and Mark its time to goWait outside all night to find20 dudes in a conga lineToo many dicks on the dance floorEasy to fix!Too many dicks on the dance floorSpread out the dicks!Too many dudesWith too many dicksToo close to my shitToo hard to meet chicksI need better oddsMore broads, less rodsI came to do battleSkedaddle with the cattle prodsToo many menToo many boysToo many mistersNot enough sistersToo much time on, too many handsNot enough ladies, too many mansToo many dicksToo many dongsToo many schlongs Now sing this song
Season 2, Episode 5
This song rocks!!
Definitely one of the top songs for the 2nd season
Lyrics:
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami
[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mark its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks!
[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods
[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song