Bobby Jindal was supposed to be the GOP's Great Nonwhite Hope, a potential challenger to Obama in 2012 who would match the Democrat in youth and exotic ethnicity. But then we heard him speak -- giving the official Republican response to the president's speech on Tuesday night -- and his chances for a presidential nomination were suddenly sunk. Not just because of the content of his remarks, but also because of his unmistakable vocal resemblance to Jack McBrayer. No offense to the 30 Rock star, but America is not going to elect someone who sounds like Kenneth the NBC Page. Still, you have to love how the Republicans are apparently letting Lorne Michaels cast their young hopefuls -- first, veep nominee Tina Fey, and now Louisiana Governor Kenneth. Can't wait to see who the GOP equivalent of Tracy Morgan is.