Lyrics:

Oh, he treats me with respect,
He says he loves me all the time,
He calls me 15 times a day,
He likes to make sure that im fine,
You know I've never met a man,
Whose made me feel quite so secure,
He's not like all them other boys,
They're so dumb and immature.

There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed your just no good,
its such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
its apparent its all over

Its not fair,
And i think your really mean,
I think your really mean,
I think your really mean.

Oh your supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream,

Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,

Oh your supposed to care,
But all you do is take, yea all you do is take

Yewell I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe your the one for me

there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take

there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
I think your really mean
oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not

This was on my favorite tracks on the Lily Allen joint. Very comical too. I wrote a full review of this album when it dropped.

“Not Fair” where Lily discusses her erotic endeavors in a humorous rhetoric about the “satisfaction” or lack thereof from her male partner and how it never matches her awesome efforts. Pause for the chuckle. I mean, how couldn’t you crack a smile when the entire layout of the topic is easily laughable, especially when laced over a modernized bluegrass production. Yes. I said bluegrass. Exactly. Nuff Said.

Read the rest of the review here:

http://youngsonmusic.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/young-son%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Ctwo-cents%E2%80%A6and-then-some%E2%80%9D-album-review-lily-allens-its-not-me-its-you/

-Young Son, Hip Hop Dreamer

Freelance Journalist