Na my vorige inskrywing waar ek al die vrouens in my lewe “gecelebrate” het, en natuurlik ….. Smurfie se rond wip op my blog. Sy’s baie werk, ek moet orals op my blogs rondwip agter haar aan!! whahahahaa (Sy het selfs my Teddie uit sy kantoor gaan roep om haar te kom antwoord oor die wel en weë van Wipsnoet!! hier) (My Teddie het nog nooit gekyk wat vang ek op die blogs aan nie, hy is net te besig, maar deesdae is hier strange vibes wat ek optel! ‘n Sameswering? Binnekort gaan ek so soet soos stroop wees! Naaaaaaaa!!! boring) Whahahaahaha sal ek nou maar …… van al my klomp blogs en site rond spring en soms hier ook skryf!!! Ek word geboelie!!!!! Sien julle dit??? So hier trek ek dan nou weg,ek celebrate die mans in my lewe ….. Caution: (Switch on your humour buttons please people)I know what men are.Men drink and are routinely unfaithful, Can’t see beyond the end of their *sensor*, Have faces like hams or wrinkled cardboard Or are bold, sweaty and frightening -I know what men are.Men drive fast cars, Like motorbikes, Will kill for the sake of their pride, *true* Shoot off their mouths, Fart, bellyache and grumble.I know what men are.Men are insane and out of control, Vicious and vainly vainglorious.No!!!!!!!!!!!!I know what men are.Men are not like this.Men don’t go down to the pub for a mindless drink, Can even (apparently) sometimes think! *I promise* Men cuddle babies And can stand up for themselves in fights With their wives (And sometimes win).Men are prepared to challenge Preconceptions Misconceptions Deceptions Adulterated thinking And Will Do What Is Right.Men will Go the extra mile (And not always in a fast car),Men Like to be cuddled Like to caress And have loving, faithful sex.Men like emotions. The crisp leaves of autumn, The sound of the wind,CatsDogsMachines StarsGadgetsWomen Love Mountains And staying at home.Men are not monsters.I kn...
Na my vorige inskrywing waar ek al die vrouens in my lewe “gecelebrate” het, en natuurlik ….. Smurfie se rond wip op my blog. Sy’s baie werk, ek moet orals op my blogs rondwip agter haar aan!! whahahahaa (Sy het selfs my Teddie uit sy kantoor gaan roep om haar te kom antwoord oor die wel en weë van Wipsnoet!! hier) (My Teddie het nog nooit gekyk wat vang ek op die blogs aan nie, hy is net te besig, maar deesdae is hier strange vibes wat ek optel! ‘n Sameswering? Binnekort gaan ek so soet soos stroop wees! Naaaaaaaa!!! boring)
Whahahaahaha sal ek nou maar …… van al my klomp blogs en site rond spring en soms hier ook skryf!!! Ek word geboelie!!!!! Sien julle dit???
So hier trek ek dan nou weg,
ek celebrate die mans in my lewe …..
Caution: (Switch on your humour buttons please people)
I know what men are.
Men drink and are routinely unfaithful,
Can’t see beyond the end of their *sensor*,
Have faces like hams or wrinkled cardboard
Or are bold, sweaty and frightening -
I know what men are.
Men drive fast cars,
Like motorbikes,
Will kill for the sake of their pride, *true*
Shoot off their mouths,
Fart, bellyache and grumble.
I know what men are.
Men are insane and out of control,
Vicious and vainly vainglorious.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what men are.
Men are not like this.
Men don’t go down to the pub for a mindless drink,
Can even (apparently) sometimes think! *I promise*
Men cuddle babies
And can stand up for themselves in fights
With their wives
(And sometimes win).
Men are prepared to challenge
Preconceptions
Misconceptions
Deceptions
Adulterated thinking
And Will Do What Is Right.
Men will
Go the extra mile
(And not always in a fast car),
Men
Like to be cuddled
Like to caress
And have loving, faithful sex.
Men like emotions.
The crisp leaves of autumn,
The sound of the wind,
Cats
Dogs
Machines
Stars
Gadgets
Women