Jon Stewart says goodbye to Rushbo.

damnation, now where will we get our anal poison from if the New York Distributor leaves. Poo.

"Finally!" Jon Stewart exclaimed to the delight of his studio audience, adding, "For years, New Yorkers have done everything in our power to get this guy to leave town." Tactics included holding gay pride parades, kicking Rush's potential narco connects out of Times Square, and stocking Chinatown with "Chinese extras." "He was the Truman in our city-wide Truman Show," said Stewart.

He then ended the segment by saying, "If you're heading out from Uptown, take 42nd Street west to Ninth Avenue take a left, go down four blocks, Lincoln Tunnel's on your right, and you know what? Here's my EZ-Pass. Get the f*ck out of here."

Daily Show: For years New Yorkers have done everything in their power to get Rush Limbaugh to leave town.