The Daily Show's Samantha Bee covers "Should Long Island Be Its Own State?" Apparently some Strong Islanders want to secede.Article One of the new State Constitution: No Homos.There is a missing segment where she asks the three guidos to describe their new proposed State only using "awesome". F*ckin' mint. The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cLong Island Wants to Secedewww.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorJason Jones in Iran