Look, it’s no secret that zombie problem has escalated during President Bush’s two terms in office.  I know the Democrats haven’t helped with their zombiefare program and their low-interest zombie homeowner loans, but I think Bush needs to take this problem head on and get rid of the zombies before Barack Obama takes office.  Needless to say, I was thrilled to see this press conference on the White House lawn.  The first thing you’ll notice is that he is attacked by the zombie leaning media.