You've seen the actors in the movie Machang playing these guys. These are the REAL guys who decided to enter Europe illegally by pretending to be the Sri Lankan handball team, and this is them really playing their match.

You've got to hand it to these guys. When it comes to bullshit, I don't think any other country in the world comes close. Note how in the second part of this three part youtube extravaganza, they even say it was a good match. Then, in part 3 (my favourite), they sing a Shaggy song with the gusto of the man himself. Did I say they sing a Shaggy song? Well, it's more like pretend to sing it, cos it's obvius none of them know the words.

By the way, did you know that one of the actors playing one of the fake handball team members also absconded in Germany after shooting had finished. It was the guy playing the police cop. In real life this actor is a goldsmith. He disappeared on the last day and never turned up to the bus, or the airport. I kid you not. Yes, the actor. Playing the guy who absconded. Yes. I am not shitting you. I got the story from one of the other actors this guy was closest too, who he had warned in advance that he was going to do it. He'd been picked up in a car by some of his realtives, and a fe months later he had made it to London from Germany without a passport, which was with the movie production admin guy. Amazing huh?

It really warms the cockles of my heart. No one, and I mean no one, can do bullshit like our guys. Lads, you do our country proud.