When I walk into a bar, it's always been a dream of mine that they'll play a theme song for me. You know, kind of like how when a batter steps up to the plate in a baseball game, he gets his own song. (Okay, really what I'm thinking is more along the lines of X's version of "Wild Thing" playing when Ricky Vaughn takes the mound in Major League.) The problem with that is, what song do I pick? I think I know now.Mistah F.A.B.'s "Hit Me On Twitter" is 3 minutes and 56 seconds of awesome.Here are some choice lyrics: