Here's one of those signals that should you how far society has changed in your own lifetime.

If this ad were to be filmed today, the bloke would be carrying a machine gun and wearing a huge alarm clock. Dr Who's wife? She'd be fully chav-ed out in burberry hotpants and a fur coat.

Yes, this was a grumpy old man post. The kids are no longer all right. Not any more. Sandra Dickinson has taught me this. Ta Sandra, old fruit!