[Repeat x2]
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the nerds go crazy for.
They beg their moms,
for a pack of cards,
i think its time

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
thundershock.
lala-lalala,
i need HP

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these nerds,
it can't be bought,
just know, cheaters get caught,
watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
flamethrower
la la-la la la,
i need HP

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

Once you evolved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your cards,
same time maintain your Hp,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your gameplay,

[Chorus x2]
lala-lalala,
hydro blast,
lala-lalala,
The nerds are waiting

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard