Newswitness News -- where a Monkey literally delivers the news. This two minute animated comedy news show satirizes politics and pop culture. Inspired by The Daily Show, SNL, and Alf... Newswitness News is the only two minute show that's hosted by a monkey. A really smart monkey. If you've ever watched Fox News (or CBS) and muttered to yourself, "Hey, a monkey could do a better job of delivering the news" well you're about to get what you asked for. This episode is dedicated to Dave Letterman. So what if Dave's monkeying around with the staff of his show? I'd monkey around with the staff of our show if they were better looking. Actually there's only three of us. And no women. But if push comes to shove we all put out.