John Stewart reports on The Daily Show that the Vatican is attempting to lure Anglicans to the Roman Catholic Church just like a cell phone provider reaches out to new customers.
The Pope's recent offer to Episcopalians and other Anglicans to join the Roman Catholic Church is not only a more providing more reliable service, but you get to keep your phone number, as well.
I luf this! It was twittered by my pal Buddapalian. Money quote for me..."We say God Bless you on that journey" is Anglican for "Go Fuck Yourself!" BWAHAHAHA!
The Pope's recent offer to Episcopalians and other Anglicans to join the Roman Catholic Church is not only a more providing more reliable service, but you get to keep your phone number, as well.