Newswitness News -- where a Monkey literally delivers the news. In this episode... What if Megan Fox merged with Fox News? You'd have MEGAN FOX NEWS. And it would be awesome. Rock out to this two minute animated comedy news show about politics and pop culture. Inspired by The Daily Show, SNL, and Alf... Newswitness News is the only two minute comedy news show that's hosted by a monkey. A really smart monkey. If you've ever watched Fox News (or CBS) and muttered to yourself, "Hey, a monkey could do a better job of delivering the news" well you're about to get what you asked for.