Monday, July 06, 2009

lesbian dating in miami
Current mood: adventurous
aka hell
aka finding the smartest kid with ds(down syndrome)
aka get me another drink,its gna be a long night...

So, I hate to crack on you ladies but you know its true.

Let's outline some of the types that exist here(that I may or may not have first-hand experience with):

The typical crazy:
may or may not be physically,emotionally,or verbally abusive
insanely and irrationally jealous

(early warning signs: needy at onset-yeah,its cute at first; checks your phone and or "social networking" sites constantly to see with whom you're conversing;needs constant reassurance of your affections; has a tendency to flip out on a ho; mood swings from passionate love to i'm gna fuckin kill you in 0-60; great in bed{crazy can be imaginative}; cries at random moments;serial monogamer-let's face it,crazy is in high demand; and is probably your current gf)

The illiterate and/or inarticulate:

attractive, sweet, constantly smiling but BEWARE she can't fuckin read OR she has no idea what you just said.
That old addage,"smile and nod" does not work here. If you can't read the sign,you need not apply.
This girl may be as sweet as cherry pie. She may have the face and body of an angel but her head is an empty room. She's fun to hang around. Pretty good if there's nothing good on tv.She's a perfect little bobblehead and I think everyone should have at least one.

The ghetto girl:

random tattoos on thighs, legs and/or arms.
may have a baby's daddy's name tattooed above her crotch.
"Just a friendly little reminder that Tyrone was here"
a propensity for swearing and wearing baby phat in public(word to the wise:it shouldn't be worn in private either)
her face may have launched and been in a thousand cat fights(you can tell by the lightning bolt on her forehead)
she can pop that booty
she's loyal as hell(but that's cause she's also a crazy)
she will probably cut you if crossed...and cry after
no goals
no car
she probably has a fat ass(and you probably have