On my way back to the North Pole, the sleigh was gliding through the night sky when, all a sudden, an huge Jumbo Jet pulled along beside me. The co- pilot wound the window down and shouted, “Hey Santa, are you Ok? Our navigator has been tracking you on his radar, and he has told the Captain that your sleigh is having a bumpy ride! It’s going up and down and up and down, so the Captain said we had better check on Santa because, he’s the greatest guy on the planet, and we have got make sure he is ok.”“I am OK,” I shouted, “Merry Christmas Ho Ho Hic!”