There I was having a great time looking at a big red bus covered in oranges, advertising cheap flights to Tel Aviv. There was even a clown and a bunch of very good looking Israeli girls. A group from J-BIG (Jews Boycotting Israeli Goods) turned up to show displeasure at the fact that the Israeli advertising bus was using oranges (jaffa Haifa - Palestinian land?).
There was only one thing to do. That thing was to call Inspector Shine from the Love Police.