I just knew today was going to be a rough commute! Honolulu: 8 boxes of Gap panties fell off a delivery truck and were all over the highway.  What's the big deal; can we say "I completed all my regift shopping early this year"? Orlando: Jesus statues are blocking an intersection and causing all kinds of fuss for commuters.  Honestly, the last thing I need when I don't use my blinker, slow-n-roll, and violate someone else's right of way is Ceramic Jesus there watching me.  All that makes me think that I'm just going to call out tomorrow and play hookie!