There I was, standing out in from of the DiscoMat on 34th Street, in NYC, waiting for the store to open up, so I could get my hands on the about-to-be-released "Double White Album". The line was all the way down the block by the time the store opened, but I was #5 on the line. Unlike the lunatics at Wal-Mart on "Black Friday", 2008, when a security guard got trampled to death, the owner of DiscoMat only let TEN people in at one time so their cashiers were not overwhelmed. Smart. Very smart. Although I enjoyed most of the album, I really related to "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?!" Simple tune, outrageous lyrics, with a terrific falsetto by Paul McCartney. What more could a person ask?