Even though I rarely do that publicly, I can only second the Elberry: The most astounding thing i’ve seen in months. Check it out or die in ignorance.And the rap is catchy, too. Am already trying to sing along. Find the lyrics below - I first misheard them as Dick to the doc…Created (and Danced) by Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)Lyrics and Dialogue Matt ChandlerMusic A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix)Produced by John Sullivan, Walt Ruloff & Logan CraftAdditional Photoshop Work Ephraim RishoMy name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I’m the Dickie D, I gots my PhD and comin’ your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don’t you argue.You see, this battle’s been ragin’ since Zeus was on the bottle,’tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle, who said the mover was unmovin’ like some magic trick but that’s no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious sthick.Cos science is the only way to know y’all, you stand with me y’all, or you can fall y’allSo go ahead and take your pick…ES: Yeah you tell him Rick … Darwin : Cos if you don’t know me …RD: YOU DON’T KNOW DICK!!Chorus : Yeah he’s the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree! Yeah he’s the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree! SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine, DD:YEAH!!!RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we’ve been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they’ll no longer ignore us,give it to ‘em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!Chorus : ...