And what is it? She’s got a date… with a judge, according to this story from KTVT-11 (CBS) in Dallas.You may remember the Lakewood diva was on a flight from Houston to Vail, Colorado when suddenly Missus Tiara wasn’t greeted with the “first lady” red carpet of which she is accustomed.That doesn’t stroke well when she noticed some spillage of club soda on her posh seat in first class. Following her appalling discovery, she cops a major ‘tude, throws a flight attendant against a bathroom door and elbows her in the left breast. Sounds justified.FAA personnel then showed her another red carpet - that dingy one leading out of the plane and to the clink inside the airport.So she paid a fine of three large and thought she would be done with it. Right? WRONG! You see Vikki, folk see you on TV. And when you decide to go all Bruce Lee on some hapless stewardess working for Continental Airlines, that spells “c-a-s-h-c-o-w” (No offense, Lady Victoria).Is this lawsuit frivolous? Sure it is, but it’s entertaining. Get this:Brown wants an apology and punitive damages amounting to 10 percent of Victoria Osteen’s net worth as part of her suit.You know, if some dunce can sue Mickey D’s for offering hot coffee and said nitwit spills the coffee in her lap… and wins MILLIONS, anything can happen. I got ya’ back, Ms. Brown. Just remember what Don King would say, “Only in America.” And then again, as a certain football player has said in the past: