The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco , and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he [...]

hahaha "complete catch"

he really hung up the phone badly... on the last msg
but seriously... he's desperate and you can tell...

all I can say is the following BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get over yourself buddy! You're not God's gift to women!

this guy is a psycho!!!, he said there's nothing wrong with him when really there is....he's a stalker!..if she doesn't call its because she's NOT THAT IN TO YOU!!!!!...geez...get a life!!!...

How not to hit on a woman. Check out the full story behind these real phone messages here.