Seriously. Who wrote this for her? Who had the bright idea to have Paris Hilton attept to speak intelligently? I fucking hate this ignorant whore!!!!

I want to kill her.... well i wanna fuck her then i want to die...or she can die first then i can fuck her its whatever so long as there is death and sex

Loves it bitches!!!!

Paris For President

Just in case you haven’t seen this yet, Paris Hilton responds to being used by McCain to “insult” Obama.

Brill.

Hilton/Rhianna '08!

Okay, so I'm sucking it up on my typical Tuesday and random Friday posts but whatever. I'm sure you guys have heard the craziness that has come from McCain's ridiculous ad comparing Obama to Paris Hilton.

First of all, McCain needs to fire his marketing strategist. They keep coming up with these ads that ultimately paints Obama in a REALLY good light. Like, crowds of people hearing him speak, images of Barack looking presidential and powerful. I actually think that the ad does more for Obama than the harm it intended. Everyone knows celebrities like Britney and Paris and plastic and vapid and can't make that comparison to Obama. If I were the marketing consultant for McCain, first of all I'd stop doing ads that make Obama the hero but if I was threatened with Chinese water torture or else do the celebrity angle, I would have played the angle of Hollywood dictating our politics that gets the folks riled up and used George Clooney or Ben Afflect and footage of their trips to Darfur instead. But that's just me.

If you haven't seen Paris' response to her likeness in McCain's ad, you should watch. And I have it here for you! Aren't you lucky? It's rather hilarious and brilliant as Paris misinterprets her celebrity as actually a presidential endorsement and uses this commercial to state her energy policy. And her energy policy, rather the writer's energy policy? Kind of makes sense.


However, the marketing idiots at McCain 2008 do not stop there.

Probably my favorite McCain ad is the dumbest of ad ideas for trying to create opposition to an opponent ever. The intention of this ad is to try to use the mainstream media's love for Obama does not create a strong candidate. Rather that the American people are being mislead because the media are fawning all over Barack. It's set to the song "Too Good to Be True" and actually I think this made me feel more inspired about Obama. WRONG MOVE, MCCAIN. To see these hardened journalists discuss Obama's potential as a leader and to hear that Europe (who by the by no longer likes

You've got to wince when Paris Hilton has a better crafted energy policy than the GOP nominee.

Hey! white haired dude!

Too funny

The only logical conclusion after watching this video.

This is hilarious!

An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die.

[...Seriously. Who wrote this for her? Who had the bright idea to have Paris Hilton attempt to speak intelligently? I fucking hate this ignorant whore!!!! She is good for 3 things...posing for pictures, making sex tapes, and annoying the fuck out of the huddled masses!!   I want her to die.... well I wanna fuck her then I want her to die...or she can die first then I can fuck her. Its whatever so long as there is death and sex I'm golden! more about "God Damnit! Who gave this broad a cam...", poste]

[...a bit late, but hilarious more about "paris hilton smacks john mccain", posted with vodpod]

[...Ok, so McCain did this depicting Obama like useless celebrities, i.e. Paris and Britney.By the way, I totally love those bitches, just that it just seemed like that in the crappy McCain campaign video.Then Obama came up with his rebuttal - to the point.You have to admit the soundtrack used was just somewhat cheesy - reminisce of we-saved-the-world situations. Effective though. Lol.But the highlight was still my bitch - Paris Hilton.Towards the last part, when she spoke about the energy crisis.Sh]

[...A vengeful Paris Hilton thrust herself into the US presidential race yesterday, issuing a sharp rebuttal to the “wrinkly, white-haired” John McCain for using her image in an attack advertisement last week.Ms Hilton, the socialite and hotel heiress, put on a swimsuit to reject the Republican’s comparison of her — and the singer Britney Spears [...]]

[...Just in case you haven’t seen this yet, Paris Hilton responds to being used by McCain to “insult” Obama. more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr...", posted with vodpod]

[...Recently billionaire Hilton hotel Heiress and celebrity Paris Hilton best known for.... well aide from drunken parties not doing much of anything has been pushed into the 2008 Presidential election, as a part presumptive Republican Party Candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ)'s strategy to paint his Democratic opponent Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill), as an out of touch global celebrity with an inflated ego and scant substance, starting last week with his ad that featured Hilton (whose parents have a]

[...How sad that Paris Hilton probably would make a better president than McCain. (and I’m not a Paris fan!)more about “It’s Sad . . .“, posted with vodpod  ]

[...Had to pass this along for those feoliw who didn’t see it this morning. Read the behind the scenes article here -  http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa .  I still think there is a teleprompter involved.more about “Paris Hilton Responds…..“, posted with vodpod ]

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[...Is it just me, or does this video make you want to cry shards of glass that have been soaked in Tabasco?What’s worse?The plan actually MAKES SENSE!?!??!?!?! AHHHH!!!!!!]

[... more about "VIDEO: Paris Hilton Responds to McCai...", posted with vodpod Brill.]

[...Ok.  If I'm the only blog you read to get your information and running commentary on our nation's search for a president, I would be doing you a great disservice if I didn't pass along the latest entry into the presidential...ummm... conversation.  Yes, she's a completely media-created celebrity but why should that disqualify her for president?Paris actually proposes a compromise solution that recognizes our need for short term energy relief as well as a long term commitment to renewable energ]

[...So I'm sitting at Luke's house, biding my time while my flappers from the gym soak in several coatings of J-Tree Salve (owww). It is the perfect time to enjoy all the wonderful things the internet has to offer, which surprisingly includes this item that is completely unrelated to rock climbing. Enjoy!more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr...", posted with vodpod]

[...Okay, so I'm sucking it up on my typical Tuesday and random Friday posts but whatever. I'm sure you guys have heard the craziness that has come from McCain's ridiculous ad comparing Obama to Paris Hilton.First of all, McCain needs to fire his marketing strategist. They keep coming up with these ads that ultimately paints Obama in a REALLY good light. Like, crowds of people hearing him speak, images of Barack looking presidential and powerful. I actually think that the ad does more for Obama than]

[...You've got to wince when Paris Hilton has a better crafted energy policy than the GOP nominee. more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad", posted with vodpod ]

[...Note to John McCain: It's pretty bad when Paris Hilton's ideas on energy sound more reasonable than yours do. more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr...", posted with vodpod]

[...Notice the change in facial expression and tone of voice when she uses dictionary language! more about "Everyone else is doing it and so must I", posted with vodpod]

[...It seems as though the U.S. election campaign has been going on for years and just when you thought you could see the end of the road, a new candidate has sprung from nowhere. The 'video of the day' on Crikey.com.au featured the short ad from the new candidate; it was none other than Paris Hilton.Thank goodness this is not a serious campaign offer from the socialite heiress to the Hilton fortune, however, it would probably not come as a shock to many if she did attempt it. Most rational people]

[...I’ve had FNC on the TV for about an hour and they’ve rolled this video twice - with considerable praise from the three morning anchors. But each time they curiously omitted the frst 20 seconds of the video, with no mention of the missing content.]

[...The only logical conclusion after watching this video. Good or bad for him I don't know. But bad acting aside, it's a pretty funny video and congrats to director for teaching her to hold the magazine right side up.]

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[...Ik ben geen grote PH fan maar dit is echt leuk. Paris doet mee in oorlog van democraten en republikeinen! Dit las ik op website van laatste nieuws. more about “Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr…“, posted with vodpod]

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[...Paris responds to McCain’s Celebrity Ad and has a plan of her own.“Loves It”]

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[...Yeah, it's been a minute. Let's get back into the swing of this thing, shall we then? more about "Hello? McFly?", posted with vodpodSuch a hilarious exposition of Newton's Third Law of Motion-- an equal and opposite reaction to the McCain campaign's demonstration of overall cluelessness whereby the doddering captain of the Straight Talk Express shat all over the Hilton family, heretofore one of his most loyal supporters.Buenissimo, really.]

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[...This Bastard reporter has decided to give you a short video instead of a story.  So, enjoy it! ]

[...This is hilarious. more about “Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr…“, posted with vodpod]

[...This might be the most amazing political ad in history. Some of you might know that McCain featured Paris Hilton in a political ad recently.Well… Paris has returned the favor. more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr…", posted with vodpod [...]]

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[...She really is just like Obama. They are both in love with themselves. Maybe Obama should choose her as a running mate. It would be like two peas in a pod.]

[...An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die. more about "Paris Hilton Responds to McCai...", posted with vodpod ]

[...McCain created a monster:]

[...McCain created a monster:]

[...Gotta love the Funny or Die crew plus this is a peak at the real Paris Hilton - business mogul extraordinaire:]

[...And has a better energy policy.]

[...Paris has her revenge.See you at the debate, bitches!more about “Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad fr…“, posted with vodpod]

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[...Paris Hilton has posted this Web video, responding to John McCain's "Celeb" ad:]

[...Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain’s celebrity ad.]

[...No words, just Paris.LINK]